Haven’t done one of these in ages, put the first thing that pops into your head on each. Don’t overthink it.
If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______
TV show: The Walking Dead
Song: My Dick by Mickey Avalon
Movie: The Empire Strikes Back
Book: A Song of Fire and Ice (a.k.a. Game of Thrones)
Fictional character: Tyrion Lannister, A Song of Fire and Ice
City: Detroit forever bitches!
Color: Purple, the color of nobility.
Article of clothing: Sexy panties
Flavor: Orange coffee
Food: Pepperoni pizza
Vice: Random, loose booty pussy!
Mythological animal: Dragon
Inanimate object: Your vibrator/dildo
School Activity: Talent show
Positive attribute: Sense of humor
Negative attribute: Vindictiveness