If you’re reading this 2016 didn’t kill you. Congratulations! Don’t go overboard with the applause since it’s now 2017 and we have four years of you know who in office. Anyway, I just wanted to check in and say hi. I was hoping to bring in the new year inside somebody’s mama but looks like that first nut will have to wait a little later. Probably catch up on some Netflix, play some video games, and love up on this big stinky dog that wants my attention as I type this. 

Hope everybody is doing well except for the lurkers, Auld Lang Syne will never apply to you!