Who invited Curt Conners & his family?

So my community had a pet adoption fair last Saturday.  I hardly slept the night before.  Seriously I’m talking 8 year old on Christmas Eve geeked!  As is the case most times with me, it seems, the hype failed to live up to my anticipation.  There were about six or seven dogs and at least…

You got something in your hair

I feel a little bad but I finally got around to read The Hunger Games.  I noticed the Google Play store was selling the book (in digital form) for $1.99 so I went over to Amazon to see if they were matching the price.  They were, so I decided to download it on my Kindle…

Random ramblings

The community I live in is having a pet adoption fair next month.  If you adopt a pet then the pet deposit and pet fees are waved.  I think I’m going to go and have a look.  On one hand I want a puppy and have wanted one since I had to give up my…

Let me see your thong while playing volleyball

Seems like whenever I talk to anyone lately I’m always asked how do I like North Carolina?   I like it.  I could do without all the 90°+ days and the humidity can suck sweaty monkey balls but even if I was back in Detroit it would still be hotter than the back of an…

Saturday the 14th

Yeah, it’s neither Saturday nor the 14th, deal with it. The triple digit temperatures are gone for now.  *does the Cat Daddy*  I kid I can’t do that dance.  *hangs head in shame* It’s been raining for the past couple of days and the temps have been cooler.  I actually gave the a/c a rest…

Hotter than dragon pussy!

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/HW NULL.jpg)So for the next several days at least we’re expecting temperatures in the 100°+ range and possibly record breaking temperatures.  As I’m writing this it’s 104° with a heat index of 111°.  I don’t even want the sun to get a look at me and every time I even think about going outside…

Hissssss!

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Drop_kicked NULL.gif)What’s happening?  Not much here.  I’ve been getting to know my neighborhood a little better.  I’m starting to feel comfortable enough to venture out to some places without using my GPS.  I may have been born in the morning but not yesterday morning so trust that I always have it nearby because I…

When last I left you

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/moving NULL.jpg)Long time no see, huh?  Well, since my last post I’ve officially moved out of Michigan.  The move wasn’t as uneventful as I would’ve liked.  I’ll be the first to admit and chalk a lot of that up to poor preparation.  At the end of the day there just wasn’t enough time, help,…

Scabs & crack

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/StanNod NULL.gif)No plans for Memorial Day weekend.  Well, that’s not entirely true.  I need to finish packing and start cleaning.  I’d also like to get out to see Men In Black 3 too but we’ll see.  Hired some people to take away stuff we don’t want and to bring over some stuff out of…

5ives – the fifth five, second set

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/five NULL.jpg)5ive things I might say or do when I’m about to bust a nut: 1. Release the Kraken!!! 2. Congratulations on your baby shower! 3.  *Michael Jackson scream* 4.  Hope you like your eggs fertilized. 5.  I got something yummy for your tummy. 5ive hoeish thoughts I’ve had: 1.  What about my girl?…