It’s not getting better

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/IMAG0015 NULL.jpg)This was how my drive from the doctor’s office looked.  It took me about 25 minutes to get a mile.  I thought there might have been an accident but I think it was just a bunch of pussy ass scaredy cat drivers slowing everyone down.  Okay maybe I’m being a wee bit harsh…

A meme for Halloween

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween-pumpkin NULL.jpg)Of course this meme’s theme has nothing to do with Halloween so…*shrugs* 1: What do you put on hotdogs?  Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, slice of American cheese, and pickles.  Damn, I wish I had that now! 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?  Well anticlimactic is proper but I don’t like the way…

It’s October

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FearExcitement NULL.jpg) “My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his kingdom I’ll take all you sons of bitches when I go” Those lyrics describe how I’ve felt lately almost to a t.  Well minus the God part because I…

Stab

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stabbing NULL.gif) I almost had a full on Ray-J type meltdown yesterday.  I got absolutely no sleep on Sunday and had to take my mom to the hospital at 6:30 am for her surgery.  Lack of sleep + not being a morning person + an intense dislike of being in hospitals = a fucked…

Fuck it Friday! – #79 – Fuck your summer!

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/FuckYoFeelings NULL.gif) (http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/LIDGAF NULL.jpg)    I haven’t done a Fuck it Friday in almost eight months.  Damn!  Sorry about that.  I had no idea I’d been slacking like that. Let me explain how Fuck it Friday works in case you’re new, a lurker, or you’re a short bus rider.  Fuck it Friday is my…

Seven Rolls Royces & 15 days

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ray-j NULL.jpg) I come on Twitter (late as hell) and find out Ray-J and Fabolous got into it!  Heard the interview (http://www NULL.power1051fm NULL.com/pages/onair/breakfast-club/?uri=channels/449330/1488846) with Ray-J nuttin’ the fuck up and I lost it!  Dude was cutting an old school ECW promo.  Seriously, I laughed so hard I almost cried.  The funny thing is…

Four weeks from yesterday

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/NOCinnabon NULL.jpg)  Sometime between now and my birthday I’m going to tongue rape the hell out of a Cinnabon! If I’ve learned anything from Tumblr it’s that you can find some good porn there and that a lot of hot chicks, fuck up their bodies with stupid, shitty ass tattoos.  There should be a…

Wow, just wow

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Dude NULL.gif)R.I.P. Nick Ashford. If tomatoes are fruit then is ketchup a smoothie? If restaurants charge you for adding items to your food, how come you don’t get a discount for deletions? Kanye is better than Jay-Z. Last week’s second season premiere of Beyond Scared Straight was probably the best show of the series…

Anger, stress, and other unwanted feelings

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Rage NULL.png) I’ve been chatting with A. via text and e-mail since sending her a happy birthday text a few weeks ago.  The first thing she did was apologize for saying or doing anything that might have gotten me mad.  You’d think I’d Hulk out and explode every time I get mad at people…

Shark week

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/SharkWhisperer NULL.jpg) I think someone in this building is a downlow Jehovah’s Witness.  First they’re sending mail to me and then last night I looked and one of those bastards stuffed a Watchtower under my door.  *sigh*  I’m generally a live and let live type of person.  If you don’t fuck with me then…