Post #1000

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1000-dollar-bill NULL.jpg)As per the title this is my 1,000th post.  I planned to have this done a couple of months ago but things happen or don’t.  Anyway, I’d like to take a moment to thank my regulars AR Gal (the queen of YouTube), Blkbutterfly (my blog wife), Ladynay (my 1,000+ post blog nemesis and…

True Blood 4.4 R&D

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/TB44 NULL.jpg) *****Here there be SPOILERS***** Episode 4, entitled Me and the Devil was a marked improvement over the previous episode.  I’m going to jump all over the place so don’t mind me.  I just don’t understand the mind of abused women.  Then again I don’t make it a habit of knowingly dealing with…

Triangle Man vs Duck Face

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/duckface NULL.jpg) R.I.P. Amy Jade Winehouse.  It’s been said she’s a member of the 27 Club, which is a group of performers who died at the age of 27.  Members include:  Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Janice Joplin, & Jim Morrison. My mom still hasn’t upgraded her phone yet even though we agreed on what…

First ever Freakytopia.net giveaway

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Giftcard NULL.gif)My 1,000th post is quickly approaching, in fact it’s only three posts away.  In celebration of that and to thank my loyal readers, I want to give something away.  After much thought I’ve decided that I’ll be giving away a $25 electronic gift certificate for Amazon.com (http://www NULL.amazon NULL.com/), Bath & Body Works…

5ives – the third five, second set

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/5-cards NULL.jpg)5ive Disney porn titles: 1.  The Little Sperm-maid 2.  Cherry Poppins 3.  Faptasia 4.  Poca-hot-tits 5.  Finding Nympho 5ive favorite Tupac songs (in no particular order): 1. I Ain’t Mad At Cha 2. Thugz Mansion 3. Hit Em Up 4. Me and My Girlfriend 5. Hail Mary 5ive hottest Braxton sisters (from hottest…

Hodge podge of random

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/IISB NULL.jpg) Guess what’s sitting in my living room right now?  If you said a 3D LED TV then you are absolutely right!  Now I just have to figure out how to get the Internet working on the TV and get some 3D Blu-ray movies and I’m good to go.  I’m sooooooo geeked! One…

True Blood 4.3 R&D

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/trueblood-babydoll NULL.jpg) *****Here there be True Blood Spoilers***** Episode 3 was slow and kind of boring to be honest.  It seems like so far this season has fallen into a pattern of slow show, OMG WTF!, slow show…  I’m hoping next week’s show is better and that the pace picks up a bit.  So…

Show me your ass

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/FSG-HB-Pack NULL.jpg) Got my latest winnings in the mail last week.  I swear between FedEx and USPS it seemed like the buzzer was ringing all damn day.  As you can see it’s a prize pack from the movie Horrible Bosses.  There’s a shot glass, a cap, a beach ball (that I’ve actually played with…

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Transformers3 NULL.jpg) I’ve been trying to see the latest Transformers movie since Tuesday night but almost every single time I attempted to go something conspired to piss in my face and say it’s just rain.  I usually do the matinées and even with a 3D showing I don’t generally spend more than $8-$8.50 on…

I wanna do bad things to you

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/TBS4 NULL.jpeg) I think I have an idea of what I’m going to do for my 1,000th post.  I’m just going to let the hamster wheels crank and see what I end up doing. Tumblr won’t let me be great!  Considering how often it’s down or spitting error messages at me I feel like…