I will fold you like a piece of paper!

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/origami_flower_iris NULL.jpg) Me:  I want to get whatever Nicki Minaj had done to her ass done to me. Val:  I don’t care but you’re going to get a lot of attention from Toine and them.  If you’re okay with that then go for it babe. Me:  I don’t know how I feel about that….

Stronger

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/scared-little-girl NULL.jpg) I got a call from my mom Monday afternoon.  Soon as I heard her voice I could tell she was in tears.  I think of any sound I have heard in my life the sound of my mom crying bothers me the most.  Immediately I wanted to know what was wrong and…

My name is Baby Satan

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gucci-mane-ice-cream-tattoo NULL.jpg) Detroit actually makes the top 10 U.S. list in terms of snowfall per year.  I’m not sure I believe that. 49 out of 50 states had snow on the ground.  Leave it to Florida to fuck things up…again! If a cat hoarder fell in love with a rat hoarder I wonder if…

Brain nuggets

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/popeye6 NULL.jpg) I’m like a blind Atheist, I’ll believe it when I see it. Olive Oyl must’ve had some really good pussy the way Popeye and Bluto always fought over her.  She straight up hoed Popeye on the regular and dick teased him and Bluto both.  Bluto would get tired of it and try…

It’s still Waka

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Milkshake NULL.jpg) It’s very hard for me to let people get close to me.  There always seems to be a battle going on inside me.  One side fights to give them a chance because they could be exactly what I need and want and the other side fights to protect my castle (me) and…

Can’t think of a name for this

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Ego NULL.jpg) Self Loathing What do you hate about yourself? – My life, being indecisive, and how I feel inside. What do you think people say about you when your not around? – I don’t think people think about me when I’m not around to say anything about me.  *shrugs* Who do you think…

Same shit, different year?

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/PC-Earrings NULL.jpg) Is it just me or do women with short hair seem to try to make up for it by overdoing it with big ass earrings and loud jewelry? I can still see your scalp!  If you want to take the emphasis off of your lack of hair may I suggest putting said…

Happy New Year!

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/happy_new_year_2011 NULL.jpg) I’ve been having odd dreams about random people lately from Twitter and blogging.  I really wish I knew what was up with that. I want another Nerf gun, something with a higher dart capacity.  Sometime in 2011 I will have a Nerf gun fight.  Believe that!  I may have to scratch that…

Tis the season

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunk-santa-cartoon NULL.jpg) Christmas pretty much sucked hot, pissy donkey balls! I went into not expecting anything other than what I had gotten myself, which honestly wasn’t much.  I did get a package from one of my sometime readers/twitter followers.  I was only expecting a card but got some peach jello as well.  Guess, I’ll…

5ives – the first 5ive, second set

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/FraggleStalk NULL.jpg) 5ive things I’d tell a chick if I were a stalker: 1.  If I can’t have you then no nigga can. 2.  Bitch, you can’t hide from me!  Even when you die and go to hell I’ll be there waiting for you. 3.  Every breath you take, every move you make, every…