Fuck it Friday! – #83 – Fuck another war!

Fuck Lil Kim’s social support system!  How the fuck you let her do that to her face?  Why does her plastic surgeon keep taking her money and let Kim fuck herself up like that?  Has she not had a reality check when approaching someone’s kid and have the kid recoil, cry, and flee in terror?…

Those aren’t your granny’s panties

Didn’t watch the VMAs last night since I had other things to watch but I finally checked out Miley Cyrus’ performance.  Yeah.  She’s a lot skinnier than I like but real talk, I’d let her twerk for me anytime.  Right before fucking her in the ass…raw…on a Confederate flag, while flirting with married chicks online….

Clap clap

My sister, her friend, and her friend’s dog left early yesterday morning.  My mom got her laundry list of items that she requested, mostly.  The honey buns were kind of bland.  Hostess makes the best honey buns and I don’t think I’ve seen them since moving here.  My sister said all of Hostess’ products were…

Grammar slam

  I sympathize with people who are learning English as a second language. I’ve had a lot of foreign pen pals and homophones are a bitch! I’m not a grammar Nazi because most of the time it is just not that serious.  Also, when one tends to play grammar police to intimidate or insult people…

Overwhelm & addict

My sister is supposed to be visiting soon.  Last I heard she was bringing her hot friend, the hot friend’s daughter, and the hot friend’s dog.  Yeah, this should be interesting.  My mom has a list of shit she wants my sister to bring from Michigan.  My only request is a specific brand of barbecue…

" Show me a hero and I'll show you a coward that ran out of options or a fool who is just too stupid to stay down. "Paul Heyman

Ass station

If my gas station had these chicks working for them they’d have to change their name from Sheetz to Skeetz because that’s what I’d be doing in the comfort of my truck while they were pumping my gas and cleaning my windows.  Hell, I’d be happy to pay these high ass gas prices too!  I…

Nekkid and scurred

Oh I’m not easily offended by the sight of naked buttocks.  I’m more offended by the word buttocks but let me lotion up and I can stroke away any hard feelings.  See what I did there?  Would you like to?  Nasty ass!  Holla at me.  Anyway, I have to admit I’m kind of disappointed with…

What day is it?

You know what day it is right? Woot!  Woot! Now put on those cute panties I like, sit on my lap, and let daddy hump that rump  until I cover it with my sugar pudding. Humpdaaaaay!

Nothing to see here, move along.

I’ve been wanting to change up some things around Freakytopia so after a bit of a search I finally found a theme to replace the one I was using.  I loved the theme but it stopped being supported and updated years ago so it was past time to move on.  Anyway, I’m still tinkering around…