1. This is my 4th 101 things list. The other three can be found here (http://freakytopia NULL.net/2005/12/17/101-things-about-freaky-deaky/), here (http://freakytopia NULL.net/2006/03/31/101-more-things-about-freaky-deaky/), and here (http://freakytopia NULL.net/2006/10/20/101-pet-peeves-annoyances/).
2. These lists should actually be 100 things but I always add something extra.
3. I find it incredulous that some people don’t even know themselves well enough to do one list.
4. I was the last in my circle of friends to lose my virginity (well depending on your definition of sex).
5. I was the first in my circle of friends to have oral sex, anal sex, and to masturbate.
6. I have a thing for women’s arms but only arms that are chubby, chunky, or otherwise have some meat to them.
7. In high school I used to collect buttons with humorous sayings on them.
8. I don’t have godparents, but my sister does.
9. I have never bought or sold anything on Ebay.
10. I love solving cryptograms and logic puzzles.
11. I was introduced to them in middle school by my science teacher.
12. Middle school was probably my favorite years during my k-12 experience.
13. I almost always like the remix of a song better than the original.
14. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t human.
15. I’ve never owned a male dog.
16. I’m a big flirt.
17. Little girls adore me. (I flirt with them too.)
18. There’s a part of me that likes being their first crush. It’s kind of cute.
19. I have yet to flirt with an elderly chick (although if I find a hot one I’m down).
20. I’ve never posted a picture of myself here.
21. I’ve shown photos of me to five seven several readers in the past.
22. Freaky Deaky wasn’t my first choice of name when I started my previous blog.
23. The two names I originally wanted were already taken.
24. I own the domain names to Freakytopia.net and Freakytopia.com.
25. I chose Freakytopia.net as the URL just to be different and because .net is less common than .com.
26. I’m thinking of purchasing some more domains in case I get tired of blocking lurkers and want to go underground.
27. If I ever change URLs chances are I’ll probably change my user name too so lurkers have a more difficult time finding me.
28. There are at least four people I’d like to do guest posts here one day. I just haven’t thought of anything for them to do yet.
29. I’m mad my blog has yet to be nominated for anything, especially humor. I’m at least as funny as those cats who get nominated every year. Hell, I think I’m funnier. (I blame the lurkers. Fucking bastards!)
30. I’ve murdered many of knuckle babies in my younger years thinking about my male best friend’s mom, sister, and sometimes both at the same time.
31. I was shocked to find out that his mom had a sexual dream about me and actually told him about it.
32. I’d still hit that given the chance. His mom is freaky.
33. I love it when women let me pick out the panties they wear.
34. I like being tied up during sex.
35. I also like having women sit on my face during oral sex.
36. Face fucking is pretty damn cool too.
37. If my head wasn’t so fucking big I’d consider getting a gimp mask/hood.
38. I also want a ball gag, paddle, flogger,…
39. I’m still waiting for a chick to stuff her moist panties in my mouth while riding me.
40. Part of me is uncomfortable and even afraid of unleashing my dominant side.
41. I have pretty good night vision.
42. Until last year I had never set foot in a Wal-Mart.
43. After having been in one I still don’t see what all the hype is about.
44. Super Wal-Marts are kind of cool though.
45. I still have the watch I was given as a graduation present in 8th grade.
46. Originally I was disappointed because I wanted a Mickey Mouse watch.
47. It needs a new battery but otherwise it’s in pretty good condition.
48. When I first met my male best friend, D., I told him my name was Tommy.
49. My name isn’t Tommy.
50. I currently drive a GMC Envoy.
51. I had considered a Sebring Convertible but it was a lot smaller than I thought it would be.
52. My dream car is a Lamborghini.
53. I really want to learn how to speak Japanese and write in kanji.
54. I get really nervous interacting one on one with women I’m attracted to.
55. I tend to be fickle when it comes to crushes with the exception of my crush on Mariah Carey.
56. I’ve had a crush on her for at least over 16 years.
57. My sister once said that I would slap my mother for Mariah Carey.
58. It’s true. I’d slap the taste out of her mouth. I’d apologize afterwards but still.
59. Given the chance I’d cheat on any woman I know, have known, or will ever know to sleep with Ms. Carey.
60. One of my cousins used to have a crush on me.
61. She called me FiFi.
62. She thought all cute things were FiFi.
63. I don’t generally allow people to give me nicknames.
64. I will wish for extremely bad things to happen to you if you even think about calling me that. Seriously.
65. I honestly believe that I have the power to curse people.
66. There are or were a lot of preachers on my father’s side of the family.
67. Sometimes I wonder what they would’ve thought about my agnosticism.
68. If I ever get married, I insist my wife takes my last name.
69. I also insist that the word “obey”, appear in our vows.
70. I’ve had someone pull a gun on me before.
71. Considering my age at the time and my situation I was remarkably calm, cool, and collected.
72. I’ve never told anyone about that incident.
73. I like having random outbursts of inappropriate words or comments when they’re least expected.
74. I have a problem with authority.
75. I’ve only been to one concert in my life. It was to see Luther Vandross.
76. It was great but I haven’t really had a desire to see another concert then.
77. I would pay to see the Barenaked Ladies in concert but that’s about it.
78. I collect shot glasses from places I’ve been, which is ironic because I’m not really much of a drinker.
79. I’m always tempted to respond to forwards I get when they’re incorrect.
80. The shortest amount of time I’ve ever worked a job was one day.
81. I have no idea how to drive a car with a manual transmission. I wish I did.
82. I have a morbid fascination with gory things (accident and crime scene photos, surgeries, etc.)
83. For the past month or so I’ve had a nagging feeling (or fear) that someone I care about is going to die soon.
84. If I don’t have children by the time my mother dies, I plan to kill myself.
85. Without her or children of my own, I have no reason or desire to continue my existence.
86. If I do commit suicide I’m 90% sure of how I plan to do it.
87. I’ve told people that before I killed myself I’d kill everybody that ever hurt me (well as many people as I could anyway.)
88. I’ve also told people that if they tried to stop me I’d have no qualms of taking them with me.
89. I don’t believe in heaven or hell so I’m not afraid of any eternal damnation or punishment for my final actions.
90. I’m prissy.
91. I have also been known to be self-centered.
92. I have a temper.
93. I have no problem finding the G-spot.
94. I can only stand to be around people for a limited amount of time before I become overwhelmed, anxious, and/or agitated.
95. I’m a Libra.
96. Under the Chinese zodiac my sign is the ox.
97. I own two tarot decks.
98. Until I was well into adulthood I absolutely despised floral patterns on anything.
99. Women I’ve dated have told me that my dogs were possessive of me. I’ve never really noticed it.
100. I don’t like lettuce, tomatoes, or large slices of onions on my burgers. Lettuce and beef are an unnatural combination. You will never convince me otherwise.
101. I’m allergic to Tide laundry detergent (the powder version).