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Things have been on the boring side around these parts lately.  Then again things are always boring here so maybe it’s a little more boring around here now.  Not really a fan of heat and humidity so I try to avoid being outside and spend as little time as possible in Satan’s mouth.  The funny part is I’m almost certain Parts Unknown will be even hotter and probably even more humid than it is here.  Oh that’s gonna be fun! My three year anniversary with Val is two weeks from yesterday.  This is the longest relationship I’ve ever been in.  I’m not sure what surprises me more that I haven’t run her off yet or that she loves me.

I halfway wish I was driving down there instead of flying.  My sister sounded surprised by that.  Sure the plane will get me to Parts Unknown in about 1/6 the time it will take me to drive but driving has it’s benefits.  I get to choose who, if anyone, I travel with,  I get a lot more legroom in my truck, and I’m not limited in how much luggage I can bring with me.   The only benefit of flying is that it’s faster.  What I would give to get bumped up to 1st class.  It’s not going to happen because for starters the flight’s length doesn’t justify the expense and most importantly I’m too damn cheap and broke to pay for it.  Hell, I’d be ecstatic just to be in that 1st row behind 1st class with all the leg room.  Ahh, leg room!

My biggest concern with the trip is how exactly am I going to get my bottle of vodka home?  I’ve heard contrasting things about how I can bring it with me on the plane and if it’s possible.  Seems like it’s going to be chore regardless.  May just leave the bottle there until the next time I drive down there.  I’m not much of a drinker so I don’t know how likely we are to finish a bottle and I honestly don’t want to share it with others just to finish it.  What?!  I know I can be selfish, I’m okay with it.  Val suggested I call the airport to see about it but honestly as soon as she said I knew I wasn’t going to do it.  I don’t really like calling people I don’t know about things I’m unsure of.  I don’t like feeling unprepared and yes, I appreciate the irony that actually calling would serve to prepare me.  Still not going to do it though.  No one seems to understand why I refuse to do things like that but it is what it is.

With everything Val seems to be planning I may end up needing a vacation from my vacation.  Well, at least a vacation from the first week.  LOL!  She told me about some of her plans and she wanted to make sure I was okay with them.  As long as I have a cool place where I can be myself when I’m tired of being around, seeing, listening, or dealing with other people then I’m cool.  Do what you want.  I never know how I’m going to feel or what I’ll feel like being bothered with in advance so I try not to commit myself to too many things.