5ives

5ive names I’d consider if I had a band: 1.  Black Market Butt Injections 2.  Magical Mormon Underwear 3.  The Faptastic Four 4.  Taste the Rainbow, Bitches! 5.  Skeet, Skeet, Skeet!…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/five NULL.jpg)5ive things I might say or do when I’m about to bust a nut: 1. Release the Kraken!!! 2. Congratulations on your baby shower! 3.  *Michael Jackson scream*…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/detail-5ives NULL.jpg)5ive things I honestly don’t believe in: 1. The kindness of strangers. 2. The inherent goodness of man. 3. The customer is always right. 4. Forever. 5. Love…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/5-cards NULL.jpg)5ive Disney porn titles: 1.  The Little Sperm-maid 2.  Cherry Poppins 3.  Faptasia 4.  Poca-hot-tits 5.  Finding Nympho 5ive favorite Tupac songs (in no particular order): 1. I…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/I5 NULL.png) 5ive things my girl thinks is weird about me: 1.  My arm fetish. 2.  How I like to scream, “Nein” while spanking her. 3.  My “irrational” hatred…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/FraggleStalk NULL.jpg) 5ive things I’d tell a chick if I were a stalker: 1.  If I can’t have you then no nigga can. 2.  Bitch, you can’t hide from…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fivedie NULL.jpg) 5ive names for Charlie Brown specials if I were in charge: 1. Yo, we ran a train on your sister, Charlie Brown! 2. Bitch betta have my…

(http://freakytopia NULL.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/CB5 NULL.gif) 5ive things I’ve told children that amused me: 1. That my best friend and I beat down the Power Rangers. 2. That the Tooth Fairy doesn’t just…