Tuna sub (backwards)
The country is going stir crazy over the Rona. Things got a bit out of hand last night and I got the po-po called on me. Can’t even lie, I…
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Quarantitties & Hoerantine!
Well, shit who would’ve thought that it would take the real life Walking Dead to get me to blog again? I kid but I’m kind of serious. It’s been a…
Continue readingFuck it Friday! – #88 – Fuck Agent Orange & dem!
Well, since it’s been awhile let me start off with the general disclaimer for FiF! Fuck it Friday is a spotlight rant post where I give special attention to the…
Continue readingFuck it Friday! – #87 – Fuck the sun!
Time really flies. The last Fuck it Friday post was almost a year and half ago on February 20, 2015. I did my first Fuck it Friday post over six years…
Continue readingTurkey sandwich with the Easter Bunny
I’ve been home for about a day and a half. I took my mother to Michigan for Easter for a little over a week. Next time I’m going to recommend…
Continue readingLiar, liar
I’m ready to replace my laptop, tablet, and bed. Â Since the bed is the most expensive item that’s probably going to be the last one. Â All I know is that…
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IÂ always thought the first time an Asian chick touched my balls it would be after receiving a Nuru massage (http://www NULL.xvideos NULL.com/tags/nuru-massage) with a happy ending. Google it or just…
Continue readingFuck it Friday! – #86 – Fuck Your Coat!
Fuck this sorry ass winter storm that has had a lot of the area closed for three days! Â They explained the science and hyped that we would get between 3…
Continue readingThese heaux ain’t loyal
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were the peanut…
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