THE WHO’S
Who is in the house with you? Just me.
Who are you thinking about now? No one.
Who did you last talk to on the phone? My mom.
Whose house did you last go to? My sister’s.
Whose birthday is next? My best friend, D.
Who was the last person you had dinner with? My mom.
Who do you hope will take this survey? I don’t hope anyone takes it. Whoever wants to can have at it. I’m done with naming folks because as soon as I do they start acting funny, fuck’em.
THE WHAT’S
What was the last thing you ate? A sandwich and chips.
What was the last thing you drank? Pepsi
What color pants are you wearing? Who said I’m wearing pants? You know what they say about assuming don’t you?
What is the first thing you think when you wake up? I’m probably thinking one of two things. One is, damn, why did I have to wake up? Could be because I was having a great dream or it could be because I have to go through yet another day on this planet. The other thing I’m likely to be thinking is damn, my dick is hard and there’s no one for me to stick it in! Fuck! Sometime after either thought I’m usually thinking, I really gotta piss!
What do you need right now? A woman who isn’t like every other chick I usually meet. Someone who is capable of and free to love. Someone who is emotionally honest and open. Someone to become the muse and embodiment of all of my depraved fuck fantasies.
What is the closest item near you that is blue? My boxers.
What are you wearing on your feet? Nada I’m going straight Fred Flinstone right now.
What instant messaging service do you use? Trillian actually. On it I have Yahoo, AIM, & MSN. I also have Google Talk. Why? Do you want to send me some naked pics or something?
What is your favorite color? It kind of depends on the object but in general I’d have to say black. I also like blue, green, purple, and orange.
What is your most used away message? I don’t generally use away messages. I usually use stealth mode on most of my messengers so I’m invisible. Most people know what to do if they actually want to chat with me on IM.
What is your favorite website? I guess my blog. Otherwise, I don’t really have a favorite.
What’s your favorite shoe brand? Fila
What song do you currently hear? Addicted by Kelly Clarkson.
THE WHERE’S
Where do you live? Michigan
Where is your phone? One is on my nightstand, the other is on a tv stand.
Where do you sleep? In my bed, where the hell else would I sleep?
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? Out of the drawer. What the fuck kind of question is that? If you mean where did I buy it then my answer is, beats the hell out of me.
THE WHEN’S
When is your birthday? A little over three months away or 101 days if you want to be specific about it.
When did you last burn a candle? Probably a few years ago.
When did you wake up? For good? About 10:30 am.
When did you do laundry last? Last week.
THE WHY’S
Why does basically half the world have a MySpace or Blog? Because society in general are sheep and everybody wants to be like everyone else. Well, that’s my guess anyway. People get on MySpace to act out their cyberfreak/Internet hoe fantasies. People blog, well I don’t know why most of them blog.
Why did you take this particular survey? Didn’t have anything better to do at the moment, I guess. It gives me something to update and delays me from going ghost for another day when I run out of something to say. I’m telling you now I’ll probably go ghost again soon.
Why are you in love? Who says I’m in love? I’m not even trying to put myself out there like that. The only women I meet are full of shit. When I figure out how to repel the emotionally unavailable attention whores I attract or I meet a woman willing to put herself out there and is willing and able to at least attempt to meet my needs I might take a chance. Until then love doesn’t live here.
Where should I begin? First, I don’t really have anything to say. I think I have a dozen or so drafts and when that’s gone, I have nada. Second, while my computer is fine the other reasons mentioned in my Mystery Solved post for disappearing pretty much still exist. Unless something changes, I’m going to fade out and look for something else to channel my creativity and/or to capture my attention and interest.
You never know when I’ll finally decide to stop blogging. When I do, I don’t plan on saying any goodbyes or anything. I’ll just be gone and then one day my blog won’t be here. If and when I decide to end my time in bloggerland warning people I’m going ghost is the closest thing anyone is getting to a goodbye from me.
Whatz up with you always talking about going ghost?
Cutting you isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. ;o) It doesn’t even make my top 10 list.
Damn, you just left me with a cliffhanger, lol. I’m thinking of a five letter word that rhymes with ease and starts with a t.
Can I blow up (and do a couple of other things to) your spot now? Okay, I’m gone to flee from your bad influence.
oh, yeah, i did say that. but, you know i didn’t mean it! i was just sad because you’d gone MIA. now, you know u can’t go cutting your mistress. but, i might let you pull my hair again, as long as you’re… never mind, i won’t go there 😉
ok, i think i’ve blown up your spot enough for the day…
Hey, you did threaten to replace me once. :o( Not that I would’ve accepted that without a fight.
[Pulls your hair.] Am too, am too! Take it back! I am a meanie and I’ll cut anyone who says otherwise.
wait, who said i’d ever want to get rid of you?
wow, i actually managed to crack through and make you smile(goofily, in fact!)… you’re not the meanie you’d like us to believe…
I wish more people I knew had that belief. At the very least plan a move earlier than the day before you need to get out.
You’re starting to make a habit of putting goofy grins on my face and surprising me. Watch it. Keep it up between that and those pants I’m dying to see you in and you’ll never get rid of your houseboy. [Cue sinister music.]
Now I’m going to go slink off into the background before start acting bad.
oh, no, i firmly believe in hiring movers. plus, i wouldn’t want you to be so worn out that you couldn’t do your other duties. 🙂 i hired a company who did it at a very reasonable price. as a result, i’m all done!
@ ladynay – Hey, don’t blame me for it but go out and get some. I wear a size 13 if you also have an urge to be generous, LOL.
@ blkbutterfly – LOL @ the lack of pants has been duly noted. Anything for my house mistress.
I absolutely hate moving. I always end up being used as a beast of burden. I don’t envy you one bit. I’m glad your houseboy isn’t in the ATL right now. You’d probably have a stove or something tied to my back.
the lack of pants has been duly noted. 😉 just taking a break from packing… i’ll be back later to comment on other things.
Why do I have the urge to buy some Fila’s? LOL
No really, I do! I haven’t had none of them in a minute.
Sassy? Sometimes it’s really interesting to know how other people see you.
Your attitude makes me smile, I like your sassiness. I am finished doing it. Silly Man.
Okay, what did I say that was funny? I wasn’t even really trying to be funny. I’ve been sitting on that meme for a minute. I look forward to reading yours.
Hmmm Mr. Deaky very interesting, You really make me laff. I am going to do this to.