My sister’s Pomeranian had puppies Tuesday night, six of them to be exact. Four of them are black and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black one before. I asked my sister if she was sure that a Pomeranian had actually mated with Sasha and she said that the father was black. I should’ve went over there last night since I’ve never seen a dog give birth. She sent a picture but the puppies are itty bitty and it was on a picture phone so naturally even with glasses my eyes almost crossed. I guess I’ll have to go over there sometime this weekend and see the future fur balls.
I’m still getting used to my cell phone. I actually remembered to take it with me while running some errands. I forgot to turn it on but at least I didn’t forget it. Now why did Lady J clown me for not being up on text and picture messages? Until a few days ago I never sent a text message or a picture from a phone and I am working with a new UI so give me some slack. I’m good to go now. Besides I could clown you on a couple of things.
My lips aren’t big. Jimmy Walker has big lips. Joe Camel, um I mean Jay-Z has big lips. Those African people who put the clay disks behind their lips have some big lips. My lips are full thank you, not big.
I received my first Christmas card earlier this week. It was from my former dealer and my name was misspelled.
I received a card from “A” today. It’s kind of weird because I’m not used to her being how do I want to say it, overtly affectionate. I know she cares about me otherwise she wouldn’t be my best friend but part of me is always half expecting to get hit square in the nose with some sarcasm. I’m not complaining or anything, just thinking out loud. She’s been going through a lot of bad stuff for the past few years and I’m glad that she hasn’t shut down and tried to deal with everything herself. I worry about her sometimes but I don’t want to get all mushy and shit. I do like the affection because affectionate people are sorely lacking in my life but at the same time I’m not used to it and don’t always know how to react to it or react properly.
I guess I’ll buy my holiday stamps and Christmas cards sometime this weekend. I don’t think I’ll be sending out many cards this year because a lot of people were purged this year. It’s still cheaper to buy a box of cards though so a box it is.
I’m having the hardest time finding half naked or otherwise skimpily clad women in Santa hats or Christmas gear to put on my blog. Well, I can find plenty of white women dressed like that but not much of anything else.
I have imported about a 25% of my Blogger posts to my new blog. Importing the comments are going to be a bitch and a half. I guess I’ll just import all of the posts and get around to doing the comments whenever I get around to doing them.
I added two new polls over to the left. One asks if you’re ready for Christmas because it is the holiday season after all. Joy on Earth and goodwill towards men and all of that razzmatazz. I was discussing with someone the fact that I was thinking of changing my name because apparently some people think that there’s not much more to me than my name. She told me that even if I changed my name and never made even a remotely sexual comment that I’d still be a horny, nasty, perverted, freak. Um thanks. Not!
I got a chance to play around on someone’s Blogger beta account. It’s not bad. I even like it better than the current version in a lot of ways. Of course it was only with a default template so I’m not sure how well beta plays with custom templates. I need to look around and play with a beta account that has a custom template before heralding one and all to jump ship to beta. I know I can revert back to my current template if they don’t play well but I’m not trying to experiment on my baby until my new baby is up and running.
Looks like we’re going to get fucked in the ass in the snow department this weekend. So far mid-Michigan is expecting about 5-8 inches of snow. What do we get? Apparently we’ll be lucky to get 1 or 2 inches. Fuck! Fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Oklahoma could see a foot of snow and we might be lucky to get an inch or two? Oklahoma?! Why the fuck do they get snow?! I can’t wait to get the fuck out of southeast Michigan and away from this shitty weather. I live in the north and in a state shaped like a fucking mitten with a gun. I don’t think it’s too unreasonable to expect some fucking snow! Hey machine God, tell that bitch Mother Nature that I’m holding up a finger for her and to guess which one! Looks like it’s time for me to pull out my snow dance.
Hey ShereeJoi, how do you like the weather now? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I need to find me some big booty cuddle monkeys soon.
Why do people act so surprised when a killer whale or other wild animal attacks their “trainer”? Duh! It’s not a cuddle whale, a squeeze and kiss whale, or a get into the pool with me I won’t hurt you whale, it’s a fucking killer whale! Note the word KILLER! I’m always surprised it didn’t happen earlier or more often. You step into a lion’s cage with a whip always threatening to whip the king of the jungle and wonder why he gets an ancestral flashback and tries to dine on you?
If I ever meet Ladynay I’m going to hit her up for that double cheeseburger and chocolate ice cream.
Burnt pepperonis are tasty.
I finally saw those Britney Spear’s crotchless panty shots. I wasn’t really all that impressed with her beaver. Oh I’d still run up in her and violate her seven ways to Sunday, especially if she agreed to wear that vinyl catsuit or the schoolgirl outfit but for all of the hype it was given I was kind of expecting more. I do feel a little better knowing that her snatch is bald because furry beavers are grotesque to me.
I was watching videos the other night and got a look at Ciara. Damn, Ciara looks good as fuck! I don’t really watch videos all that often so I think it was either my first or second time seeing one of her videos. I can’t really get into that young’en R&B bit as long as I can hit the mute button, have a tub of Vaseline, and some paper towel then I’ll watch her videos any day. I can’t believe she let Lil Bow Wow hit it. Yeah, I know he ditched the Lil but he’s still a fucking short stack and to think that ignorant little nigglet cheated on her instead of stalking her so hard that her shadow files a restraining report is ridiculous. If she’s still into people with rhyming names then I’d like to throw my hat into the ring and show her how the big dogs roll.
Who the fuck told Pretty Ricky they were pretty? Fugly bastards!
That new Sam’s Club commercial with all of the smiling people in it is creepy as fuck! I’m glad you take Master Card now but please quit smiling at me with those Stepford grins. (Shudders)
I wonder how many people are still going to want to see Apocalypto once they find out the movie is spoken in Mayan with English subtitles. Guess I should be glad Mel hasn’t directed a black movie yet because I’m sure he’d have it spoken in jive and Ebonics with English subtitles. I personally think that people who are turned off by subtitles are either dyslexic, blind, or peons.
Peon is one of my favorite words. I actually learned about it when I was a kid watching wrestling. To one group of people the word can have a racist connotation and too everyone else it’s still an insult. Cool.
Am I bourgeois if I get irritated or upset when someone parks their beat up hoopty or jalopy next to my Pussy? How about if I told you I wouldn’t even consider letting someone who has a brokedown ride drive Pussy? I just get a bad vibe when I see someone’s raggedy ride next to my baby. I always get paranoid that they’re going to mess with my ride and that I’m going to have to go to jail for going upside someone’s head.
Why can’t I close my Hotmail/Windows Live Mail account? I have to basically abandon it for six months before they’ll shut it down. (Sigh) Well after today I won’t be checking or responding to any e-mail at my Hotmail address. Send any e-mails to my Gmail account or to one of my Yahoo account for those special few who have those addresses.
We totally got gypped in the snow department…again. We got an inch of rain but no fucking snow. Grrrr! I hate Mother Nature with a white hot passion.
Thanks for coming by.
Peon is definitely one of my faves.
Apocalypto looks like it’s going to be good.
why haven’t i been to this blog before…i shall return
i think peon is a fly word too although i barely use it.
I think i will definitely see apocolypto tho.
@ blackmamba – (Sigh) Of course your non panty wearing friends live far, far, away. 🙁 I wonder why women have beef with panty lines? Depending on the panties I’ve always thought they were kind of hot.
@ TrinaBeingTrina – Hating snow living here is like complaining about sun and hot weather living in Florida or Texas. It makes no sense. I like my seasons and I want my snow. I’m going to be annoyed until I get it and find something else to be annoyed about.
Cuddle monkeys are people who when it gets chilly all of a sudden want to lay up under you and hug, cuddle, snuggle, and all of that other touching stuff to keep warm. I just have a thing for women with big booties as I’m very much an ass man.
Some women are just stalkable or will turn you into one. Once I started sniffing around her she’d be hard pressed to lose me and I’m not even a stalker type.
You want in on the PR fan club too don’t you?
I’ve been using the word peon for at least 20 years. Being intelligent and generally the teacher’s pet, I had a lot of haters. Many a people were called peons by me in the day.
@ DiamondsR4Eva – Nothing like celebrating your divorce with slutting it up on the town and showing the world your bald beaver. LOL!
LOL @ Dookie Dreaded monster. He needs to keep his glasses on, mouth closed, and no close-ups. I almost jumped when I saw him. Jason, Freddy, Michael, and everybody else don’t scare me but homeboy almost made me wet myself.
Lol @ the Britney Spears comment, I guess since she’s gotten rid of her baggage she needs 2 show the world she’s back n ready 4 action. As far as Pretty Ricky goes, they need 2 tell that Dookie Dreaded monster in the group 2 keep his glasses on b4 he scares anymore children in the future. You shouldn’t feel too bourgeois about Pussy being next to hooptys and such, she deserves to be around elegant and regal vehicles such as herself lol.
I can’t believe you are mega pissed off over not getting enough snow! I hate snow with a passion…a white hot passion as you would say 🙂
What the hell is a big booty cuddle monkey!?!? hahaha
Why was I almost on the floor about how Bow Wow should have been stalking her so hard that her shadow files a restraining order.
I’m not even going to say anything about Pretty Ricky and ’em. hahaha
What you know about the word Peon? I used to call everyone a freakin’ peon.
You know, part of me wants to agree with your comment in regards to young rich white and no panties and part wants to disagree.
I have several friends of different ethnicities and richness that go pantiless when we go clubbing. It’s that whole panty line issue, gramma or thong. They have super nice bods and tend to wear unbelievably tight clothes…and more often then not they choose not to wear panties to avoid those lines…and personally I think it’s a lot hotter.
The big difference is knowing where you are and what the hell you’re doing. My friends have FAR more class then the hollywood hoes and don’t go flashing. Of course, us as a group also watch out for that, so maybe the hollywood hos should just get better friends that pay attention…I dunno. Clearly they don’t care or are in desperate need for attention, good or bad…
@ ShereeJoi – You’re no longer ShereeBoo you’re ShereeGrinch the meanie to me now. Keep your cooties away from my snow. 🙁 I’m almost certain we’ll actually get some snow before winter so I’ll live. I am going to e-mail a weatherman or two and ask why they’re always wrong just for shits and giggles.
Burn pepperonis smell and taste delicious and this is from someone who wouldn’t even touch one until I was teenager. The family still gets a laugh out of that.
So you’re the one that sent the dirty text. I didn’t know you were like that. (Blush) LOL! I like being able to send and receive pictures, although I’m not so sure about sending texts. I just read and delete them. I don’t think I’ve responded to one yet.
Pussy is a 2006 GMC Envoy. I have pictures of her in the archives but I don’t feel like searching for them.
@ Remmy – You know I’m waiting to put a pic like that of you but you’re being stingy with the pictures. I should be read everywhere. 🙁
If I see the puppies this weekend I’ll try to get a couple of pictures of them.
You’re up at 2:30 am and I don’t even get so much as an obscene e-mail, phone call, or anything? I feel so, so, unspecial. [Runs off and cries but not before screaming, “I hope you get a lot of snow.”]
@ blackmamba – I think human childbirth is gross and disgusting I can only imagine what a dog’s must look like.
I think I saw Paris’ snatch too. I wonder if it’s safe to jump to the conclusion that young and rich white women don’t generally wear panties? Someone should research that. I think I might be willing to do it.
I heard the headers were kind of tricky with beta. It’s definitely not perfect but I’d be willing to tell anyone with a default template to not even waste their time with Blogger and just use beta.
Exactly! I think somebody driving a hoopty put a small ding in my door. It irks me every time I have to look at it. I think if you’re driving a newer car (or even a car you love) then you care about it’s appearance and go out of your way to make sure you don’t do stupid things like park too close to someone, wildly & blindly fling your door open, etc. If you drive a hoopty, it’s like my car already looks like shit so fuck it.
We took care of someone’s preggo dog…then she gave birth. Trust me, you aren’t missing much. A bunch of wet furryness coming out of a pink gross hole… blech…the memories…eww. Of course, I was a lot younger, but I still wouldn’t want to watch another dog give birth.
They were really cute puppies tho – once dry.
I don’t understand why all the uproar over Britney’s snatch. She sure as hell isn’t the first one. Shoot, saw Paris Hilton’s a couple months ago doing the exact same thing. Can’t buy class, I guess.
I use Beta. It’s pretty cool until you get to the header picture or whatever it’s called. That’s a little tricky. I recently switched to something I liked better, but once I saw it on a laptop (rather than my widescreen) I had to pull it until I can tweak it to view properly. Bit of a hassle…
I still like beta tho – for the most part, nothings ever perfect…
I see nothing wrong with not wanting to park next to a hoopty. I have before and the bastard didn’t care that he hit my door and left a mark. F*kr! Many (out here) that drive a piece of crap don’t care that they damage theirs or others… I tend to avoid them now, too.
I had to laugh about scrolling down past the pic, but I like having it at the top so that I know I am done with it, but that is pretty much why I don’t read you when I am at school.
Oh, will you post a pic of the puppies? I want to see little black pomeranians.
I know I need to drive my son’s car, so it won’t be parked for so long, but I hate the looks I get because it is very much a hoopty.
I had so much more to say, but it is 2:30am, and my brain has suddenly decided not to remember anything.
And as long as you keep the snow in Michigan, I will be happy.
So on Thursday everybody talking about how bad the weather and the roads was going to be Today, so I woke up earlier than I would because I was kinda nervous, not knowing what to expect when I look outside, but when I did uh what no snow, wow isn’t that something! Instead it’s just wet and cold. So to answer your question Mr. Freaky I don’t like the weather but shit I will take the bitter cold and wetness over snow anyday, so Iam glad we got gyped in the snow department so from here on out I will believe it when I see it so BWAHAHAHA to that!
Burnt pepperonis………YUCK!
I don’t have a camera phone so I can’t receive pictures, but I love to text, I actually like that better than actually talking on the phone.
I’ve been meaning to ask I know Pussy is a truck but what kind?
I like Ciara’s new video, she is a pretty chic!
Maybe I will, after you.
Raggedy is in the dictionary so it’s good enough for me. Your point is duly noted and taken. Honestly though the thought still comes to mind when I see one parking next me unless the driver is really, really hot. LOL!
If it shocks them then they’re probably not used to it and you did say that you’re not typically affectionate. When you get used to thinking of people one way and they act differently it can leave you a bit perplexed. People tend to expect sarcasm from me because I don’t always feel comfortable expressing that warm, fuzzy, and mushy part of me or people being that way with me. It’s not something that I couldn’t get used to but at the same time it’s going to take me a minute. Just be gentle with me. 😉
Why are you so mean to me Zora? 🙁 One of us has to be first eventually.
it sounds like you should heed your own advice. ask and you just may receive. 😉
i’ve known ppl who had raggedy (why did i just use that word? it’s not even a real word) cars and took special care w/ nicer rides. i mean, just because a person doesn’t have something nice doesn’t mean that they don’t know how to recognize and respect something that is.
i’d prefer if ppl just accepted that part of me and let it be. i may just take you up on that guinea pig thing…
nope, i’m not saying it! two ppl can stay on the chain. 😉
@ Southern Gal – Exactly, when I used to go to the circus there was always a part of me that wanted to see the animals just lose it.
I could always just switch the picture to the background but I won’t.
Well, If she’s a virgin then I can’t blame Bow Wow because I would’ve cheated any and every opportunity I got the chance to (after making her a technical virgin of course). Then again I wouldn’t have dated her in the first place had I known she was one of the pure ones.
@ Zora – And I’ll try not be hurt that I don’ have my BBM’s phone number. You could always ask, you might be surprised what you get. 😉
Okay, it’s not so much that I think they’re ride is ratty but I just think they wouldn’t have a second thought about fucking up someone else’s ride because well, their ride is fucked up. It seems like the newer the ride the more people baby it and try to make sure nothing happens to it (dents, scratches, dings, car wrecks, etc).
We didn’t get any snow. I’m now officially jealous of Oklahoma and will launch into a hate and profanity filled tirade at Mother Nature and the weather forecasters later tonight.
Um negatory on the Appy name. You can call me that but I don’t think I’ll refer to myself as it.
It’s a double edged sword in a way. If you’re more affectionate then people wouldn’t trip when you display it and you wouldn’t be afraid to express it. I’ll be your guinea pig for your affection. 😉
Go ahead and say it. I dare you.
i’ll try not to be hurt i’m not one of the special few w/ the Yahoo acct. 😉
yes, you are bourgeois. hey, everybody can’t have a nice ride!
Ciara is tres sexy. i don’t really like the song, but she works it out in the video!
yep, it snows from time to time in OK. being smack dab in the middle of the country means we’d get all sorts of cross sectional weather activity. i talked to my grandmother tonight and she said it was good they got the snow so it would clean out the pollen and… the bird flu! i didn’t want to burst her bubble and let her know that snow does not clear out bird flu. gotta love grandma…
you can retire the FD name if you change it to Appy or something akin to it! LOL!
i’m sure A would appreciate some encouragement (so to speak) for showing her affectionate side. i’m not typically very affectionate, but when i show it ppl trip and it kinda makes me afraid to display that side of me.
full lips, huh? let me go b4 i say something naughty… 😉
In the words of Chris Rock when dude from Las Vegas got mauled by his tiger: “that tiger didn’t go crazy, it went tiger”.
Like Honey, I have to scroll down fast when your page opens. I have my cursor ready!
Ciara does have a nice body (no homo). Bow Wow probably cheated b/c she wasn’t giving it up. She’s stated she’s a virgin.
@ TTD – The middle and northern parts of the state are likely to get the most snow. 🙁 My area seems to get gypped more often than not.
If I bring my glasses I’m good to go reading subtitles. I can probably still read them without it but after awhile my eyes may start to hurt.
I hope you have a good weekend too. Have fun in Vegas. It’s nice to be missed. 🙂 I’ll miss you too so take lots of pictures of hot chicks to post.
@ Ladynay – Depending on the weather I’m going to try to get a look at them this weekend.
Okay, I feel a little better now. LOL!
I used to blow raspberries on my god siblings tummies. My Honey Bunny used to love it but said my beard tickles. I think I’ve only blown raspberries on a couple of girlfriends. I don’t know what they thought about it. Which lips are we talking about Ladynasty, I mean Ladynay. LOL!
I’ve found a lot of white people in sexy Christmas gear but not any blacks. I guess they’re too good to wear the stuff. :o( Where’s Michael Richards when I need him?
I’ll eat them seductively if you let me eat them off of you. [Whistles and looks innocent.]
Can you blow in my face when you’re done with the pizza? Let me stop before people start thinking I’m freaky or saying it.
I’m mad at your van too for sending that gremlin to me. I need to have some words with it.
@ HoneyLibra – I have to read up and see what happened to Giz. I hope you get a new dog.
So I should take you off of the list of people I’m signing up for the Pretty Ricky fan club. Lady J is going to be lonely with no one else in the club.
Blasphemy! Besides just plain cheese pepperoni is the only thing I like on pizza.
Maybe one of these days I should go ahead a put up a hardcore pornographic image in that section. 🙂
Can I watch? I’ll bring popcorn.
AWWW puppies cute…I can’t wait to get a new dog I miss my Giz. Anywho pretty ricky is a hot mess, pepperonis are nasty and every time I come to your page I have to hurry and scroll past the naked lady LOL…just in case someone thinks I’m lookin at nudie stuff LOL
Ciara’s video seriously makes me want to take strip classes LOL…might get my rent paid if I do it right LOL
ROFL @ J you’re so silly woman!
Yay puppies!
Don’t feel bad about the cell phone. I don’t know or have the ability to take pictures and I have never sent a text, so your one up on somebody. Feel better? LOL
Nothing wrong with full or big lips on a man. I would love for Mr. Carter to but his lips against my ummmmm lips and blow raspberries!
If you happen to come across some brothers in Christmas gear while searching for women you can forward those to me, thanks in advance! LOL
I never understood why people wonder why wild animals act…well wild!
I’ll only get the burger and ice cream if you let me watch you eat it slow and seductively…
“Burnt pepperonis are tasty.” YESSSS! I gotta have pizza tonight cuz now I got the taste for the ronis!
Ciara’s Promise video is tres sexy. That’s my strippa jam of the week! LOL
I am making note to never park my car near your ride. 😛
lol @ lady j
5-8 inches… michigan can keep that snow!!!
“I personally think that people who are turned off by subtitles are either dyslexic, blind, or peons.”
im blind! that’s why i don’t like them! lmao… u hit that one on the nail! haha
have a good weekend.. i’ll miss u next week 🙂
Thank you. I’m glad you got your laughs for today.
I’m starting to wonder if being here is important. Maybe I should put the next person who mentions being first on time out from my new blog. 🙂 They can stare at the old blog with the lurkers for a couple of weeks. [rubbing my hands together] Yeah, that sounds like fun.
I’m sorry that was mean being first is not always important just being here is. But when you beat Ladynay that is important. Ha Ha Ha @ Ladynay just kidding I had to pick with someone.
I like ur post today I laughed all the way thru it. Not to mention I am first Ha Ha Ha I feel good yes yes take that ladynay.