Do you really care about the environment?: To an extent but not a great one anyway. Basically, I wouldn’t go out of my way or pay for more expensive alternate solutions to help the environment. Honestly as long as it holds up in my lifetime I couldn’t really give a fuck what happens to it after I’m dead.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot?: Yes. I’ve done it once, unknowingly when I was younger. It was confusing to tell what kind of space it was due to the paint and multiple sets of lines. Now I do it whenever I drive my mom around.
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car?: We don’t have carpool lanes here and I think the whole concept is kind of stupid so if we did and I didn’t see any cops I just might.
Did you ever fake it in bed?: Yes, I’ve faked it before. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings and I was ready for it to be over.
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends?: I can’t even tell you the last time I saw any of my friends but assuming there were no horrible accidents I’d say no.
Have you ever exaggerated the number of women/men you slept with?: I don’t think so. If anything I tend to subtract rather than add. Not that I’ve slept with that many women.
Do you owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back?: I don’t normally borrow money from friends, if I did it would be a small amount anyway that I know I’m capable of paying back in a timely manner. In general, I’d rather do without then to be beholden to someone else.
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell them?: It depends on the situation and circumstances. If my friends spouse was all groping up on the other person, swapping spit, etc. then yeah I’d snap a pic, drop a dime, and snitch on them before they could even say, “Oh shit I know him!”
Are you more comfortable around friends that are not as attractive as you?: If they’re my friends shouldn’t I be comfortable around them regardless? However, since this is the moment of truth I’ll be brutally honest. Sure I’m more comfortable. I like being the best so if by some chance I happen to be the best looking friend it wouldn’t really bother me.
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend?: Honestly, I think I’m smarter than most people I come across in life. I’ve always thought that way. I don’t know how I’d feel if that wasn’t the case. I think she’d say I was smarter but for the record I think she’s a smart cookie and is definitely smarter than she gives herself credit for.
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off divorced?: Well considering they are divorced I’d have to say yes. I don’t think either of them were ready to be married in the first place and they definitely weren’t really ready to married to each other.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents?: In some aspects, yes. As I said before I honestly think I’m smarter than most people I know, have known, or will ever know.
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge?: Nope. I’ve never really been a party person and honestly I’ve never really wanted that many people in my house at one time. I’m good.
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you?: I think my mom did the best she could with what she knew and had. It’s not like I was or am the easiest person in the world to deal with. Besides I was the first born and the first born always has it harder. If I ever wrote a tell all book I wouldn’t trash her in it so I guess she didn’t okay.
Do you like your mother more than your father?: Of course I do. She was raised, he pretty much did nothing. Advantage mama.
Do you believe your parents are proud of you?: Sometimes.
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family?: Yes. I’ve always wished that I had a bigger family, immediate and extended. I wish that I had a father that was involved to teach me the things I still haven’t figured out yet or that took me longer than it would have with a male influence/role model. Things would’ve been different and I’ve always been the type that dreams out what could’ve been.
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you?: Growing up I did. In fact I’d say I’m sure of it. I believe every parent who has multiple children favors one of them. Any parent who says that he or she doesn’t is damn dirty liar in my book. Now, not so much.
Do you respect your father?: Not in the least. He wasn’t around to earn that respect and I’m unwilling to ever give him a chance to.
Have you ever stolen from your parents?: Oh yeah!
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)?: Well, I only know what one of my siblings look like and my sister is definitely better looking than me.
Would you report a family member to the cops if they had committed a crime?: Depends on the family member, what they did, and to whom.
Do you think you are a good role model for your children?: As far as I know I don’t have any children so it’s not applicable.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good mother/father?: Beats the hell out of me. I’m honestly not sure. Sometimes I think I would be and sometimes I think I’m too much like dear old dad.
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father?: Well considering I’m displaying more personality traits of my parents with each passing year I don’t really have much of a choice.
Would you say your mother is a great cook?: My mom has skills in the kitchen. I’m too finicky and the range of foods I like are too limited in my opinion to call anyone a great cook but she’s my favorite cook and the best I know. She’s good enough for me.
Would you be happy to marry a man/woman who is just like your mom/dad?: I don’t think I’ll ever find a woman like my mom but if it happened then yes I’d be happy.
Do you dislike small children?: I dislike small children, tweens, teenagers, etc. I think what I dislike most is the poor parenting of said children. Parents are to blame for the sorry state of their rude, selfish, out of control children. I think most children need to be hit and that they need to be hit a lot more than they generally are. That time out shit would never fly in my house.
Do you secretly think babies are ugly?: No. I think most babies are fucking adorable!
Have you ever thought your spouse was boring?: Don’t have a spouse. I’ve had girlfriends that have bored me but I don’t think I considered them boring in general. Now there were some chicks I was trying to get to know that I thought were boring as watching paint dry.
Have you lied on your resume?: Yes, I have.
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career?: no
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work?: No, I give and take credit where it’s due.
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom?: Um eww! I just try to get in and out. I don’t need to know what anyone is doing in the bathroom and I don’t want to know.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t?: Not really. If I call in I’m usually sick. Maybe I could’ve have just told them I’d be late because I wasn’t doubled over sick and knew I’d probably feel better in a few hours but I think I’ve always been under the weather when I’ve called in.
Do you love your job more than sex?: Da fuck?! Unless my name is on the stationary and building, one should live to work and not work to live. The answer to that questions is a resounding hell fuck naw!
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you?: I’ve been envious but I don’t know if I can say I disliked someone solely because they were more successful.
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford?: I wish it was a bit cheaper but I can afford what I drive.
Are you jealous of people with more money than you?: I’m envious to the point I want to run up on them with a slapjack and relieve them of some their money. Either that or blackmail them out of some.
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands?: What type of serving are we talking about? If it’s the ass, pussy, and throat kind then definitely. I don’t know about the whole serving thing but any woman who has plans of marrying me will have to say that she will obey me in her vows. Otherwise she can just be one of my baby mamas. I’m not willing to compromise that point.
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things?: I sure have. Chances are I will if I’m bored, curious, or suspicious enough to want to or feel the need to.
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom?: Every single time? Nope. Most of the time? Yes.
Is there a body part on your significant other that you dislike?: A body part? You mean like a third nipple or a dick? Um, no.
Do you wish you were still single?: Only when hot chicks hit on me. What?! Do you know how annoying it is that chicks don’t even seem to notice you until you’re off the market? If things don’t work out I’m going to do what my best friend says and by myself a wedding band to pick up all the chicks looking for married men or no strings attached dick.
I park in the expectant mother’s paring spot. and pretty much dare someone to say something to me about it. lol
I hope you’re expecting then. I’ve seen some pretty angry and scary looking pregnant women run up on people parking in those spots like a hungry and angry pit bull. It’s not pretty.
I think I’m gonna steal this for a slow blog day.
My friend uses her aunt’s disability tag to park in the good spots lol.
I only feel uncomfortable for the dudes that try to talk to the girls who have a bunch of unattractive friends :)) Most of my homies are at least rounded up 7s and beyond IMHO…i think lmao
So I guess I’ll be seeing it soon, huh? :))
I know they’re handicapped but if you’re so disabled that you need a special parking spot then how and why are you even driving in the first place? I use that tag any chance I get. Tired of motherfuckers hogging up all the good spots!
Ugly girls need lovin’ too. Besides I’ve seen some ooogly bitches with bad ass bodies and I’ve said it before all women look a like in the dark. :d
I’ve wished I was born into a different family growing up. One that was larger. Like my next door neighbors. They were my best friends. There was a GANG of kids there I tell ya! HAHAHA
I think MEN should serve their wives!! HELLO!!!!? lol
I always wanted a big brother and a little sister who wasn’t a Scorpio and I could actually stand growing up.
Good luck with that. =)) Personally, unless she’s wearing a leather or vinyl catsuit I’m not interested in the whole serving thing. What?! o:-)
See…..in my house….for my hubby….that can be arrainged. ;;)
Now that’s what I’m talking about! Get to it. =))
In my growing up experience, I think my brother got it the easiest cuz he was the only boy outta 4 kids, but he was the second child….go figure. 😕
Car pooling??? Da fuck is the point?
Work over sex….lemme ponder over that one….ummmmmm CRAZY ASS QUESTION!!! I tend to figure I’m workin it out when I’m havin sex. =))
That’s often the case. If you’re the only boy or only girl then you get treated differently no matter the birth order.
It’s not really practical. I don’t want any and everyone in my truck nor do I want to be at anyone’s mercy getting to or from wherever I want to go.
Maybe if you’re in the sex industry I might buy that you like work over sex. Getting paid to do what you’d normally do for free is the shit! :))
“I don’t know about the whole serving think but any woman who has plans of marrying me will have to say that she will obey me in her vows. Otherwise she can just be one of my baby mamas.”
Will u say it?
If it’s honestly as important to her as it is to me I’ll consider it. I won’t even entertain saying it if the main reason or only reason she wants me to say it is out of some misguided feminism or petty immature tit for tat bullshit because I insist she does. If that’s the case then she doesn’t mean it and I’d just as soon not marry her. It’s an absolute deal breaker in my book.
it’s a deal breaker for u but u’d “consider it” for her
why come?
I thought I answered that but I guess not. It’s important to me thus being a deal breaker. I’ve never known a woman who considered having that specific vow said by her hubby important. Most women I know only want it in because of my insistence that she says it. That would be the misguided feminism, petty tit-for-tat thing I mentioned. If her argument for me saying it can be boiled down to if you want me to say it then you have to say it too then I won’t say it. But I’d like to think I wouldn’t marry someone so incapable of using rational and proper reasoning either.
ok ima be the pain in the ass.i got what u were saying about being petty
I was just lookin at u sideways because u said if it was actually importaht to her , it would necessitate your consideration.
I was thinking ummm
if it its important to her, why not just do it
and
why is that part so important to u by the way?
obey in what sense?
im annoying
sue me
I’ll consider it is just one of my standard answers. I figure if it truly were important for her to have me insert a promise to obey in our vows then I would’ve heard about, in general, during the many times conversations about weddings tend to happen.
In some ways I’m extremely nontraditional, especially when it comes to gender roles for example. However, in some ways I’m steadfastly traditional to the point where I won’t compromise.
It’s just something I want and I believe should be true of the woman I marry. Simple as that. Why do women always want a reason why and want to know if I will first? They assume I’ll steadfastly refuse giving them an out instead of just being honest and upfront. Their answer shouldn’t be dependent on mine either way.
i only like the carpool lane when i’m able to use it and speeding past other drivers.
i’m the same way w/ borrowing money. i’d rather go without than be beholden to someone else, friend or otherwise.
uhm, what did you lie about on your resume?
i’m the oldest, but i don’t feel like i had it harder than my brother and sister. my sister and i are a little over a year apart, so maybe the small age difference played a part. my brother’s 8 years younger than me and while my mom spoiled him, i wouldn’t say i had it harder. :-??
I tend to be a loner and I refuse to try to round up people so I can use a lane which will probably be inhabited with a group of blue hairs driving 22.3 miles per hour. [-(
I prefer having people indebted to me. Although I prefer that debt not be financial because gas prices are high and I gotta eat.
I may have fudged on my experience a bit.
My sister got away with murder compared to what I got away with. I’ve seen lots of parents act strict with the first kid and by the time the last one gets of age he’s drinking, bringing chicks home, and just acting crazy while the parents act like they’re brand new or just gave up.
I think pregnant woman should be allowed to park in handicapped spots. Hmph!!!! Actually, at the mall they have a couple spots for expecting moms, but they’re always full by fuckers that are NOT pregnant. I’ve been soooo tempted to take a pic of them and then report them so they get a damn ticket. I just feel like being evil!
We have carpool lanes and I see violaters all the time. It is a stupid concept and just makes the traffic worse by having one less lane during high commute times. I understand they want people to carpool, but the majority of people don’t want to. I’ve never been able to find someone that’s going my direction at the time I need, and that goes for most folks.
So….how many have you slept with???
The first born is the hardest…it’s also the hardest growing up. My parents were so damned strict with me…and over time, I saw their “rules” go lapse until non-existent, made me so damn mad!
Do you actually consider yourself off the market with Val in an area you have to fly to?
I’ve seen some spots reserved for pregnant women here as well. I agree with you but I’m sure someone would complain about pregnancy being equated with a handicap.
They keep talking about bringing carpool lanes here every few years. Nobody wants them.
More than one less than 50. =)) Actually that’s one of my Ask Freaky Anything questions. I haven’t decided if I was going to answer it yet. Guess we’ll wait and see.
The first born gets screwed. By the time the other kids are born it’s like the parents have said fuck it and just gave up on rules.
I consider myself off the market because I’m not looking for anyone and I generally practice serial monogamy.
Pregnancy is a dang handicap. Hell, I remember Kaiser telling me it was a pre-existing condition and that was their reason for charging me a $100 more per month while I was unemployed. Hmph! I flipped them the bird and went to medi-cal since that was free, lol.
I must say, now I understand why I’ve seen preggo woman hobbling…once the baby drops, it is HARD to walk…
I know that sex question was one of the questions, but I figured I’d ask again and see if you’d answer, lol. It was worth a try.
You know people would come forth and protest if pregnancy was announced as a disability. You’d have some pregnant women screaming bullshit. At least a handful of disabled groups crying foul and complaining that it’s trivializing and taking away the focus from people who really are disabled and so on and so on. :)) Someone will always protest pretty much everything.
Just be good to Mango. He’s going to be a Libra after all and we’re special. :d
Nice try. :))
I’ve parked in a handi-spot before knowingly when I went into the bank once. WHAT??!! This was like 10 years ago and the bank was a bit outdated. The line to the drive-thru window was too long. This man told on me to one of the bank tellers. (insert sarcasm) I was sooooooo scared. 8-|:-ss I flipped him off on my way back to my car while he was still waiting in line to finish his transaction. lol
I saw your twitter about adding more peeps to your myspace. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. lol
What was the teller supposed to do arrest you or refuse to serve you until you move? :)) @ you flipping off the snitch.
Somehow that doesn’t sound as fun when we’re talking about MySpace. 🙁
I don’t get the carpool lane either. We all trying to get somewhere no matter how many people are in the car.
“Do you love your job more than sex?: Da fuck?! Unless my name is on the stationary and building, one should live to work and not work to live. The answer to that questions is a resounding hell fuck naw!”…..LOLOLOL That’s a stupid question.
Not only is the question stupid I can’t imagine someone lying about it or liking their job more than sex.
I’ve never exaggerated the number of men I slept with but sometimes I don’t remember a few and I damn sure regret a few and I wish the number was less but hey it is what it is.
I sometimes wish that I had a twin.
I dislike small children that are bad as fuck and annoying as fuck.
Why in the fuck would I spy on my coworkers in the bathroom, like I really want to see a bitch on the toilet, get the fuck out of here.
Do I love my job more than sex…. what the fuck? are U serious, that’s a joke right.
of course I snooped through my boyfriend things… I would be a fool not to, lol.
No, I don’t wish I was still single, I love being in a relationship.
Damn! So um how many people have you slept with?
You mean there are actually children that aren’t bad as fuck, annoying, or both? Color me purple and call me Barney.
If someone’s sucking dick or getting fucked in the stall then I might be curious but otherwise I don’t care.
How could you invade that man’s privacy?! 😮
Being single sucks unless a lot of chicks are throwing pussy at you.
For a moment of truth meme I thought the questions would be juicier!
I don’t think any child will say that they think they would find an SO better than or like their favorite parent/guardian!
Take my GRE smarty! Please! I’m asking nicely! 😀
I think most of the questions are actually from the show. Whoever made it just didn’t pick the best questions in my opinion. Maybe when the new season begins I’ll write a better Moment of Truth meme.
Better than nope but I know quite a few people who want someone like one of their parents.
What’s in it for me? I do want to take it out of curiosity. I’ll have to find a practice version one of these days.