I’ve seen this being passed around blogdom a few times.  I didn’t have anything else to do so I played along.  Next time I do this I’ll wait until there’s at least five people doing it and save the questions for a rainy week.  Thanks for the questions Monique. I’ve been thinking of doing something similar but with more questions and interaction.  I have someone in mind but I haven’t asked if she would do it yet and I haven’t formulated any questions to ask her yet if she agrees.

1.) If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” (And your e-mail address, please.)  2.) I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.  [You’ve read my blog so if you’re scared, uncomfortable, or too uptight to deal with and honestly answer any questions my twisted little mind may ask you then sit at the kiddie table and don’t speak when grown folks are talking.  Got it?]  3.) You will update your blog with the answers to the questions. 4.) You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. 5.) When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1. Name one positive trait about your last 3 girlfriends.

Wow. I’m not actually sure who my last three girlfriends were. I’m sure of the last two but before that it gets kind of fuzzy. Not really because I’ve had that many but because it’s been that long. I like to go through a girlfriend detox after I end a relationships (which more people male and especially female really should consider doing) to work through some negative emotions and such and get my mind right before entering another one.

Val has come the closest to spoiling me like I want to be spoiled and feel that I should be spoiled. She usually caters to me and puts me on a pedestal where I belong. She’s probably the least volatile relationship and woman I’ve ever been with which is saying something as my relationships tend to be extremely intense. I haven’t decided if she really is that nice or if she’s the biggest player I’ve met to date. I guess the specific trait would be that she’s a nurturing type. She’s not constantly fighting everyone in the world and me to prove who she is or wants to be. She also let’s me be me. She’s a calming influence.

Cluck-Cluck was one of my typically complicated relationships. She’s also one of only two women I truly considered a homie/lover/friend and one of the few women I can honestly say broke my heart and that I miss for something other than the sex. She always found a way to make even the most boring days fun for me. Sometimes it was as simple as telling a stupid little joke or making up some kind of game to play over the phone. Like me she’s a big kid at heart and she saw my bedroom like kids tend to see it, Toys R Us. Life was very unfair for her and it hurt me that I couldn’t wave a wand and make everything fall her way. I guess her trait was her unpredictability. I usually find people disgustingly simple to read, predict, and manipulate if I choose to. She was like both a fast moving storm that comes in batters, shakes up, and destroys everything in it’s path and the sunshine and rainbows afterward.

Now before that it’s kind of a jumble but I’m thinking it was Ebonie. She was the first girlfriend I had whose libido was stronger than mine. We weren’t even supposed to be a couple. I found her kind of off-putting and bit too aggressive for my liking at the time. In a lot of ways she did for me what I generally do for women. She made me feel sexy and desired and something no woman has made me feel since, cherished and important. Not simply one of many or a few important people but the most important with no competition whatsoever. I haven’t had that feeling and desire even remotely satiated since and that’s what I want. It’s what I need. If I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t think twice about marrying her. Ebonie was also one of the very few women I ever allowed to give me a nickname. Funny thing is it’s not a really flattering one but it never bothered me when she said it. She was one of the very few women that I honestly believe would do anything for me. She made me believe that I could do anything and be anyone I wanted to and that she’d be there doing whatever I needed her to do to get there. Her faith and belief in me were her most positive traits.

2. What was your favorite game as a child?

It depends on what type of game we’re talking about. If it was a board game then it would probably be Stop Thief, Clue, or Monopoly. If it’s an outside game then it was probably hide & seek or freeze tag. If it was sports then it would probably be dodge ball, Frisbee, or badminton. Card game it was Uno, Tunk, War, BlackJack, or one of the games we made up. I also like Chinese Checkers, Snafu (Intellivision), anything on ColecoVision, air hockey, electronic football, and more. Now if it was a freaky game then it was strip anything, hide & go get it, Smurf, landlord, police, or any other game D or I made up that we could find some girls to play. They all usually ended the same way.

3. How old were you when you lost your virginity? How was the experience?

Depends on your definition of losing one’s virginity is. Assuming it’s the traditional definition then, I was 17 when I lost it. Frustrating, annoying, and disappointing. In other words it was straight up wack! Not the wackest sex ever but pretty down there. I cheated on my girlfriend at the time to be with the chick that deflowered me and my chick was so much hotter than that nutjob. If I had it to do over again I probably would’ve completed the dead by fucking one of my sister’s friends or trying to sweet talk the babysitter into devirginizing me.

4. What’s your favorite outfit to see a woman in?

It kind of depends on the woman. Obviously she should feel comfortable and it should flatter her. With that being said I tend to lean towards the sluttier/sexier/freakier end of the spectrum in what I like to see women in. I like them in low cut tops showing plenty of cleavage. I like very form fitting or tight clothes. Short also works for me. Leather, vinyl, latex, spandex, and other fetish gear will cause me to burn holes into your soul, titties, ass, thighs or any other body part. Leggings, tights, garters, thigh high stockings and boots and stilettos also make my loins tingly. Corsets and bustiers also are encouraged. Tennis skirts, catsuits, school girl uniforms, I can even get with the so tight it almost hurts to look at warm up outfits some of the tender young hotties have a predilection for. Don’t forget some cute little thongs or boy shorts I can peel off with my teeth after I free the ass from all those tight clothes.

I think anything can be sexed up. There was a time where I hated the sight of women in suits. Ebonie came over after an interview in a fitted pinstripe pant suit and a lacy camisole and it’s a good thing she came by after the interview because I sweated out her hair and kissed off her makeup. I’m not really into fashion and brand/label whores usually irk me on some level for being shallow and vapid in my opinion. In general I’m more into the fit, cut, feel of the material, and how painfully hard the combination makes my dick. I really couldn’t give a fuck who makes it or how much it cost.

5. Now that we have a new (black) president, what types of changes do you wish to see him make in the US?

I’m not really sure. People act like the President can pretty much do whatever but there are still check & balances that he’ll have to deal with regardless. I’d like to see him join most of the other industrialized nations and agree to limit greenhouse emissions, cut down on U.S. made pollution, steer us away from our dependence on foreign oil, stop trying to force our values on other countries, keep church and state separate like they belong, legalize gay marriage, reduce debt, improve the quality of education in inner city schools, end the embargo against Cuba, restore affirmative action, and restore honor, respect, and dignity to the position and our standing in the world. Well, I guess that’s a start anyway.