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If you could be an animal, what would it be and why?

Something mythological and only rumored to exist. A super predator so dangerous that man and other animals steer clear of me because just getting my attention would invoke my brutal wraith and mean almost certain death to whatever dared to bother me.

Lets say you’re going to buy Tantrum a play mate, what type of dog would it be?

Well, it would definitely have to be a puppy because since the fight she’s shown aggression to pretty much any midsized dog or larger. I’d lean towards a larger dog so I think I can get around that by introducing it to Tantrum as a puppy. I want a sibling dog for Tantrum that will be at least a 100 lbs when it’s grown. Maybe I’d break down and for the first time get a male dog. As for specific breeds I’m not really sure. Maybe a St. Bernard (although grooming it would kill me) or a Bull Mastiff, or look into some AmStaff Terrier/larger dog mix. I’m not sure. It won’t be one of those little yapping ankle biters that’s for sure.

There are a bunch or made and remade movies based on comics, which one that hasn’t already been done would you like to see on the big screen and who would you like to take a crack at directing it?

Wow! That’s a fun question. Seems like my childhood is sufficiently being raped with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra both coming out later this year. Also rumored to be in various stages of production are a live action Battle of the Planets/G-Force movie, Shazam, Wonder Woman, Teen Titans, Macross/Robotech, the Smurfs, and a new Masters of the Universe (He-Man) movie. There are also plenty of stuff in the works that you’ve never even heard about so a lot of ideas are taken. If I had the requisite ability and skill set to direct a movie I’d probably go for Preacher and Birds of Prey.  I know you said that haven’t been done but some movies were done so badly that I don’t really consider them being done like  Hellblazer (done right instead of how they did Constantine) and Ghost Rider (done minus Nicolas Cage). I’d absolutely love to see a live action Bleach movie or Naruto Shippuden movie.  Even though, I don’t believe it has appeared in comic book form, but I could be mistaken, I would love to see a live action Afro Samurai movie.  As for who I’d like to see directing, I really couldn’t tell you.  I don’t really follow directors like that.  I know I wouldn’t want Michael Bay or Uwe Boll directing it.  I’d also dismiss anyone famous for directing music videos.  I’d have to find someone with an eye for action, special effects, fight/martial arts choreography, and who is actually a fan of the original material.

All Michigan teams no longer exist, who would you cheer for?

What did you do to them Ladynay? I know it was you, fess up! That’s an evil question. Well, if the University of Michigan (home of the best college fight song period fuck what any of you have to say) and Michigan State University suddenly had no teams then I’d probably root for Ohio State, which I usually do as long as they’re not playing my home teams. If the Red Wings went bye-bye then I’d probably root for the Hurricanes (since they’re owned by a Michigander) or the Blue Jackets (since I think the name is kind of cool). If the Pistons disappeared I’d basically root for whoever was playing against the Celtics, Lakers, Spurs, Heat, and Jazz. In the NBA it’s all about the Pistons and that Deeee-troit basketball! I’m not interested in any other NBA team, period.  If I can’t cheer for them then fuck everyone else! If I couldn’t cheer for the Tigers then I’d go with the White Sox or the Indians. I could’ve been down with the Rays but since they bitched out and took the Devil out of their names fuck’em! If the NFL finally told the Lions to get to steppin’ then I’d probably lose what interest I had in pro football. I guess I could cheer for the Dolphins, the Texans, or the Chargers but it wouldn’t be the same.

What is ONE show that didn’t make it past one season, or a few episodes for that matter, that you would love to see come back?

Why you gotta emphasize one like that? Meanie! Since you’re going to be a poopy head about it and limit me to one I’ll have to go with the first one that came to mind. That would be Birds of Prey.