I’m not mad, just disappointed
I always plan on updating more often and getting back into blogging and then… nothing. What’s up? November was the one year anniversary of losing my dog. I miss my…
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Tuna sub (backwards)
The country is going stir crazy over the Rona. Things got a bit out of hand last night and I got the po-po called on me. Can’t even lie, I…
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I’m getting the itch to upgrade my phone again. I really don’t want to start making payments on another phone because I finally got my phone bill looking respectable and…
Continue readingDon’t scare me like that, colonizer!
*blows dust off of my blog and then violently starts sneezing* Well, damn, it’s been a minute since I’ve been here. Mainly, I think because things have pretty much stalled…
Continue readingThe ultimate thrill ride?
Wassuppers?! Sundays are generally boring as fuck to me so I decided to take advantage of my free trial of the WWE Network and watch Wrestlemania. Of course, because I…
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Well hello there! Long time no hear from, huh? So what’s been up since I left you last? I started playing Pokemon Go. In some part because of playing it…
Continue readingHappy New Year, Chinese New Year, & Groundhog’s Day!
I didn’t realize it has been so long since my last post. Â Well, happy belated New Year, I suppose! So what’s been going on since my last post? Â My phone…
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Happy Mother’s Day to the moms reading. Â If you’re still waiting to be a mother I’m available for stud services anytime. Â What?! Â Don’t judge me! I’m just a squirrel trying…
Continue readingBitches on their backs
Will someone please tell me why I have to look at this every.single.day? Â She’s only started sleeping on her back somewhat recently too. Â Looking at her face it’s kind of…
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