How come whenever you hear about someone hiring a hit man on the news it’s almost always an undercover cop they hired? Where the fuck are these dumbasses looking for hired killers, the police station?
I wonder why every time a certain blogger comes to my blog it’s never to the current post. It’s always the same post from about a month ago.
I got a phone number last night. She has four kids. (SIGH) She doesn’t want any more. ((SIGH)) I already know it’s not going to go anywhere but who knows maybe she’ll prove to be interesting or at least an interesting diversion for the time being. Nah, she’ll probably turn out to be another nutjob.
Why do women say trite and insincere stuff at the end of a conversation like, “I really enjoyed our conversation and I hope I’m going to hear from you again.” If you like the conversation so much and want to hear from me again why can’t YOU actually pick up the phone and call me? Why is it always on me to make the first or next step? Will it kill you to actually explicitly show some interest in me and take some initiative? You have to give a little to get a little so quit playing games or at the very least step it up.
Why oh why does my luck with women suck so fucking bad? Lock me in a room with 19 normal women and one weirdo or nutjob and I swear the weirdo will lock in on me. I definitely think I need to leave BP alone. It seems to be a big cruel fuck Freaky joke! After the last time I chatted with a chick (http://antisocialvoices NULL.blogspot NULL.com/2006/08/do-i-look-like-i-was-born-yesterday NULL.html) from BP I wasn’t planning on doing it again for awhile if ever. Now I start exchanging notes with a woman who’s a bit young for me but she’s cute, so hey! We start chatting and come to find out she’s celibate and pretty firm on remaining that way for the foreseeable future. Fuck! That’s not going to work for me. Nope. I need to unclog my pipes and work some things out if you smell what I’m cooking. Why on Earth would a celibate person be interested in me? (Shudders) What did I do? Who did I piss off? I’m sorry please, please, oh please let me find someone remotely normal and compatible with me. If that’s asking too much then let me find a slut, hoe, freak, or sexually generous woman to break me off. Keep the weirdos away from me. I’m going to ignore the next woman that sends me a note unless she’s cute.
And another thing, can grown ass people not read or does their vocabulary just need a work out? Why do women keep hitting me up claiming they’ve read my page and then when I ask what they want they say they want a God fearing man. What the fuck?! Would I walk into a church or mosque looking for an atheist or agnostic? Would I walk into a whorehouse looking for a virgin? Would I go to a Klan rally expecting to meet other black people? No, because my parents weren’t brother and sister! So why and how in the blue fuck do you claim to have read my BP page in its entirety and not notice the word AGNOSTIC (http://antisocialvoices NULL.blogspot NULL.com/2006/07/agnosticism NULL.html)? It’s not something I hide. Reading really is fundamental damn it!
I went to Target yesterday. I finally saw some phatties. [Does the happy dance.] Of course most of them were from the customers, I’m not complaining…yet. I saw a lady with gray hair that had the body (and especially the ass) of 30 year old. She was there with another big booty cutie (I think it was her daughter) and I almost had to restrain myself from braying like a retarded donkey. There were plenty of yummy women and hypnotically jiggly asses for me to study. Mmmm ass!
I’m wondering about some of the polls on my blog. Who’s the person visiting in the 45 & older category? Who’s the other person in the 35-44 range? Who are all these 18-24 year olds? Okay I have an idea about three of them but the other two I’m totally oblivious of? I’m convinced that either some of you are secret smart asses or my lurkers are on the odd side. Two alleged lurkers voted for me not to make my blog private. Lurkers don’t leave comments but they vote? LOL! Well, I can at least say I laughed once today. Thanks lurkers but I’m going to return to scorning you tomorrow so don’t think anything has changed.
Looks like the Pope might want to trade in that dorky Popemobile in for a tank or something. You’d imagine that the Pope’s faith in God would be strong. If that’s the case why even have a Popemobile or security? Just something that makes me go hmmm.
I’m not looking forward to the tax prep class tomorrow and Mrs. Stinky. Hopefully, I’ll get there early enough not to smell her. Fortunately the teacher makes coffee for her class so hopefully I can force enough caffeine in my system to keep me awake during the snoozefest. Whoever said there aren’t any stupid questions was and is a liar!
What’s the deal with those CVS commercials where the pharmacists go above and beyond the call to help the customers? In different commercials they called the insurance company to get a customer some free samples because he or she couldn’t afford the prescription, personally delivered the medication to a customer after the pharmacist’s shift was over, etc. Can someone tell me where those CVS stores are? The lazy bastards around here barely even want to take your prescription so don’t hold your breath hoping or waiting for them to do anything above and beyond on your behalf because you’ll suffocate to death.
I caught the early edition of Flavor of Love yesterday at noon. Krazy has got to be the most oblivious and fake person in the history of the show. I’ll admit she’s very nice to look at but besides being fake I just feel there’s something off about her. I can’t quite put my finger on it but I’m definitely getting some kind of crazy vibe from her. Buckeey got a little too aggressive and pushed herself out of the house this week after Flav found out she womanhandled Krazy. She should’ve known better when the ghetto chick from Compton got the boot for putting her hands on the little white girl. Flav still managed to get a kiss and feel on Buckeey’s booty as she left. Say what you will but I respect his gangsta, nerve, or whatever you want to call it.
Bootz miraculously didn’t get the boot after she proclaimed no one was going to be knocking the boots until the wedding night. [Cue the needle scratching the record sound effect.] The face Flav made after hearing her say that was priceless. The only thing uglier than that face was the one I was making. That would’ve killed the date for me and it pretty much did for Flavor Flav too. Unlike him it also would’ve ended her stay in the house if it was my show. Call me a chauvinist, a manhoe, a jerk, or a typical male (ouch that one kind of hurt) but I’m not buying a car or making a lifelong commitment to one pussy until I’ve had a chance to take it on a test drive. If that’s your conviction then more power to you, I can respect that but I just can’t do it and I sure as hell won’t do it.
My baby New York just stayed in the background for the most part and played puppet master. She did try to get up in Deelishus’ face and play with her head before Dee’s date with Flav. New York was talking all of that shit but Deelishus definitely made her back up a few times until Big Rick intervened. I wanted to see them ripping off clothes and rolling over and grinding each other slowly. Oh, like I’m the only one! I don’t give a fuck what everybody keeps saying about Deelishus. Did you see the hips, ass, and thighs on her?! She can definitely get the dick.
I’ve already heard a rumor about who won season two. I think it’s believable two. Since New York is getting her own Flavor of Love spin off, I think it’s safe to assume that she isn’t going to win. Bootz is talking some crazy shit claiming she’s going to be celibate until she’s married. That’s not going to work. As soon as my brain processed the whole you’re not going to get any pussy notification her clock would be gone and she’d be gone with it. Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave. Buh-bye. It’s the Flavor of Love not the Flavor of Friendship and if we’re not fucking you’re wasting my time. If Krazy is still around after next week my money is on her taking it all and dumping Flav before the reunion show.
Delishis can definitely get it anytime she wants it. She’s been very blessed in the ass department. LOL!
I read a the most current post. Those Flava of Love chicks are crazy. I would mind having a booty that looks like Delicious’s booty thought.
@ Remmy – Can you make me bray like a retarded donkey, Remmy?
Nope, I don’t have a definition of Agnostic on my BP page. I don’t think it’s a particularly rare or obscure word so I shouldn’t have to. I do have a link to a dictionary on my page so there’s no reason why they can’t look it up.
@ DivineLavender – Even when I did the church thing I wasn’t the God fearing type. I’ve heard that I should go to church to pick up some freaks. Sounds good but I don’t think I’d be able to keep my eyes open long enough to even stand a chance.
I’m sure there’s no shortage of people wanting to work you over. So go get you some!
Freaky you are my twin…only a man. Why do I attract church going-God Fearing men when I clearly state…..The best dick I have had came from a dude in the choir. Truly, I ain’t going to church to be closer to God…I am on the prowl for some good dick.
I don’t get it. I need to be worked over!
Braying like a retarded donkey? That is funny! Do you have the definition of the word Agnostic on your BP page? It might help.
@ WomaninBloom – I don’t know, the last time I gave her an obscene phone call she scared me. LOL!
@ A Woman on the Move – I need to know she’s interested too though and putting it all on me doesn’t show any interest at all.
@ ShereeJoi – I still haven’t been back by the Target at Northland yet. I will get there eventually.
Whoever wins won’t stay with Flav for more than a month anyway. LOL!
Now why does my message have to be Freaky? Why can’t it be boring, informative, or inspirational? LOL. See what had happened was the first time I call your mail box was crying because it was so full. The second time a dude answered and said he’d kill me if I called back. LOL
So what Target did you go to? Did you finally follow my advice? Hey I work in the pharmacy not CVS and I do go above & beyond (sike) I just do my damn job. Yeah Krazy is fake as hell, I kind of hope Deelishus win. Oh and by the way you didn’t call because if you did I have one spot left on my voicemail you could’ve left a freaky message LOL.
I got a phone number last night. She has four kids. (SIGH) She doesn’t want any more.
LOL, you fucking think? Are we done? Nothing better to do? Man, the many questions I have for that woman…
Why is it always on me to make the first or next step? Will it kill you to actually explicitly show some interest in me and take some initiative? You have to give a little to get a little so quit playing games or at the very least step it up.
Because women often need the validation. Like you said it’s the insecurity thing, we need a reminder that you’re interested. I can’t explain it, just one of those things that make you wonder. But you’re right, if I see something I want, I won’t sleep on an opportunity because I need someone else to take the lead.
LOL Hell no don’t stop with the obscene calls she loves them and will be pissed at me if you stop. LOL
Teena
Hello WomanInBloom and welcome to my blog!
Well since she sent me a new visitor I guess I’ll give the Mistress a break and stop (well slow down anyway) with the obscene phone calls. LOL
You’re welcome.
My first time here reading your blog and have to say I love it! Found ya through Mistress. Thanks for the laughs.
Teena
@ DeepNThought – Anytime Notre Dame loses is a happy day for me. 😛
Maybe the next chick will only have three kids.
@ TTD – Maybe, but something tells me if I tell her I don’t want a relationship with her that the thighs will clamp shut and her fleshy, pulsating gates of goodness will be closed for business.
Target cashiers are well known for the tight tan pants and the big booties. It’s actually, a popular spot for pervs, but I digress. If I wasn’t shopping, tagging along with someone who was, or just there to waste some time before going to a movie or something I wouldn’t go there just to look at asses alone. 😉
w/ 4 kids u might not have to wait too long!
and i just wanted to be sure about target b/c everytime you mention target.. you mention phatties or phlatties.. lol.. i had to ask :p
okay…..
I am glad michigan won.
Sorry about the chick with 4 kids.
@ Southern Gal – I almost brought a tear to my eye watching Notre Dame get slapped around like that. 😛
I didn’t even ask her how many daddies. Unless she calls or I get really bored I don’t think we’re ever going to talk again.
I think he said something about somebody’s mama. LOL!
If Krazy survives next week, I think she’s taking it all. Flav seems to have a certain type of woman he really likes based on what I’ve noticed over the first two seasons. Krazy definitely fits the type. Now if Krazy get eliminated next week then my money is on Deelishus.
@ Sylvia – Me with a show would be both cool and terrifying. I’d enjoy bringing shame to my family and friends. I can see my dog changing her name if it ever happens. LOL
I’m too strong willed to fall for that and I despise being a woman’s project or challenge, unless she’s trying to sponsor me. Even then I’m not so easily changed. 🙂
You could’ve commented in Fuck it Friday, I still would’ve found it and responded.
I’m sure you have no problem finding a willing and able man to snake your toilet. LOL! I don’t know anything about snaking a toilet but I’ll change your lightbulb. 😉
Well, I can’t really speak for the other guys but anyone who wouldn’t want me to have their phone number obviously had some kind of problem. So um, can I have your number? LOL! Seriously though, I’d guess that they were hurt, insecure, or otherwise felt threatened by your refusal to give them your number so they lash out at you.
@ Luvin Me – It depends, if I’m just looking for sex it really doesn’t matter how many kids she has because I wouldn’t be around for long or have any plans of becoming attached or part of their lives. I personally, couldn’t even fathom being in a relationship with someone that had that many kids and none of them are mine. More power to the guys that do but I’m not one of them.
If I had a dollar for every time a woman has successfully changed me I’d still be broke. 😉
@ TTD – It’ll be repeated at least half a dozen times throughout the week. LOL! Gotta love basic cable.
Yeah, but I don’t know if I feel like waiting her out long enough to actually get the ass.
Ouch, I’d like to think I’m not that pressed or pathetic. I go to Target to shop the ass watching is just an added bonus and something else to do while shopping.
dammit! i had to work last night & missed flava of love.. grrr! but thanks for the update 🙂
4 kids.. at least you know she’s giving up the ass! lol.. but i dont see it going anywhere outside of sex either.. but u never know!
so.. do you only go to target to see phatties? or do you go to shop & just look for them? lol
It happens. My cousin has 6 kids and still somehow manages to hook up guys with no kids…I wouldn’t be able to do it though…
I hate it when people blindly make comments without ever giving thought to what you are actually trying to say. Maybe they think can change you…
i agree about the reality show. Or you could do some audio things like dear john on the old saturday night shows. I’d pee on myself literally just listening to your thoughts.
i find that there are a lot f women that go to church looking for a god fearing man wants to find a man who ain’t see a god unless its at the bottom of a jack daniels bottle (not saying anything wrong with you or that), but then once they get them they want to change him to that god fearing man.
don’t fall into that trap. (rolling eyes heavenwards) those are some of the nut jobs too.
comments from your FIF:
I wish they really had a husband for hire service that i could afford because then i wouldn’t have to depend upon triffling negroes that can’t screw in a lightbulb much less snake my damn toilet!
speaking of people who cant take now, i got my own fuck it. what about those men who can’t take no when they ask me can they have my number and I just don’t want to give it to them because i don’t feel like them calling my cell phone, i’m not attracted to them, or I just don’t want another person in my ear after a long hard day of work where i answer over 200 calls a day.why am i the bitch or the dyke?
Michigan got in Notre Dame’s ass! I thought ND was going to send Michigan back with a L. It suck being #2 for the past two weeks(TX was #2 couple of weeks ago and lost).
4 kids?! How many daddies? LOL
Stay off BP. I thought you was finish with it the last time. To me BP is more of a college thing.
Damn the Popemobile…what did he say to pissed the Muslims off? They burning Catholic churches among other things.
I think Deelishus is going to win. Krazy is crazy and dumb. New York is straight playing her.
It wouldn’t get any ratings unless it was scripted.
You really need your own reality show or something..LOL
Honestly, I’d rather have biological children and enjoy the process of making them then adopting. I noticed a couple of red flags during the conversation so I’m pretty sure it’s not going to go anywhere.
Well, when I come across a word I don’t know the meaning of I look it up or ask. There’s no reason she couldn’t have googled it.
Grandma was hot and she didn’t appear to suffer from butter or summer. I think the other woman was her daughter. They could definitely get the family special. LOL
4 kids? It could go somewhere, and you can always adopt and be a daddy.
The women who hit you up looking for a God fearing man don’t know what agnostic means.
LOL@you drooling over grandma and her associate!