Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. – unknown

How come whenever you hear about someone hiring a hit man on the news it’s almost always an undercover cop they hired? Where the fuck are these dumbasses looking for hired killers, the police station?

Michigan pulled down Notre Dame’s panties, made them grab their ankles, and straight up fucked them in the ass with no Vaseline! Go Blue! Of course the Chicago Bears pretty much did the same thing and ran a train on the Lions. Hopefully the Spartans will give Notre Dame’s still sore ass the same treatment they got from the Wolverines. Maybe not but I can still hope.

I wonder why every time a certain blogger comes to my blog it’s never to the current post. It’s always the same post from about a month ago.

I got a phone number last night. She has four kids. (SIGH) She doesn’t want any more. ((SIGH)) I already know it’s not going to go anywhere but who knows maybe she’ll prove to be interesting or at least an interesting diversion for the time being. Nah, she’ll probably turn out to be another nutjob.

Why do women say trite and insincere stuff at the end of a conversation like, “I really enjoyed our conversation and I hope I’m going to hear from you again.” If you like the conversation so much and want to hear from me again why can’t YOU actually pick up the phone and call me? Why is it always on me to make the first or next step? Will it kill you to actually explicitly show some interest in me and take some initiative? You have to give a little to get a little so quit playing games or at the very least step it up.

Why oh why does my luck with women suck so fucking bad? Lock me in a room with 19 normal women and one weirdo or nutjob and I swear the weirdo will lock in on me. I definitely think I need to leave BP alone. It seems to be a big cruel fuck Freaky joke! After the last time I chatted with a chick (http://antisocialvoices NULL.blogspot NULL.com/2006/08/do-i-look-like-i-was-born-yesterday NULL.html) from BP I wasn’t planning on doing it again for awhile if ever. Now I start exchanging notes with a woman who’s a bit young for me but she’s cute, so hey! We start chatting and come to find out she’s celibate and pretty firm on remaining that way for the foreseeable future. Fuck! That’s not going to work for me. Nope. I need to unclog my pipes and work some things out if you smell what I’m cooking. Why on Earth would a celibate person be interested in me? (Shudders) What did I do? Who did I piss off? I’m sorry please, please, oh please let me find someone remotely normal and compatible with me. If that’s asking too much then let me find a slut, hoe, freak, or sexually generous woman to break me off. Keep the weirdos away from me. I’m going to ignore the next woman that sends me a note unless she’s cute.

And another thing, can grown ass people not read or does their vocabulary just need a work out? Why do women keep hitting me up claiming they’ve read my page and then when I ask what they want they say they want a God fearing man. What the fuck?! Would I walk into a church or mosque looking for an atheist or agnostic? Would I walk into a whorehouse looking for a virgin? Would I go to a Klan rally expecting to meet other black people? No, because my parents weren’t brother and sister! So why and how in the blue fuck do you claim to have read my BP page in its entirety and not notice the word AGNOSTIC (http://antisocialvoices NULL.blogspot NULL.com/2006/07/agnosticism NULL.html)? It’s not something I hide. Reading really is fundamental damn it!

I went to Target yesterday. I finally saw some phatties. [Does the happy dance.] Of course most of them were from the customers, I’m not complaining…yet. I saw a lady with gray hair that had the body (and especially the ass) of 30 year old. She was there with another big booty cutie (I think it was her daughter) and I almost had to restrain myself from braying like a retarded donkey. There were plenty of yummy women and hypnotically jiggly asses for me to study. Mmmm ass!

I’m wondering about some of the polls on my blog. Who’s the person visiting in the 45 & older category? Who’s the other person in the 35-44 range? Who are all these 18-24 year olds? Okay I have an idea about three of them but the other two I’m totally oblivious of? I’m convinced that either some of you are secret smart asses or my lurkers are on the odd side. Two alleged lurkers voted for me not to make my blog private. Lurkers don’t leave comments but they vote? LOL! Well, I can at least say I laughed once today. Thanks lurkers but I’m going to return to scorning you tomorrow so don’t think anything has changed.

Looks like the Pope might want to trade in that dorky Popemobile in for a tank or something. You’d imagine that the Pope’s faith in God would be strong. If that’s the case why even have a Popemobile or security? Just something that makes me go hmmm.

I’m not looking forward to the tax prep class tomorrow and Mrs. Stinky. Hopefully, I’ll get there early enough not to smell her. Fortunately the teacher makes coffee for her class so hopefully I can force enough caffeine in my system to keep me awake during the snoozefest. Whoever said there aren’t any stupid questions was and is a liar!

What’s the deal with those CVS commercials where the pharmacists go above and beyond the call to help the customers? In different commercials they called the insurance company to get a customer some free samples because he or she couldn’t afford the prescription, personally delivered the medication to a customer after the pharmacist’s shift was over, etc. Can someone tell me where those CVS stores are? The lazy bastards around here barely even want to take your prescription so don’t hold your breath hoping or waiting for them to do anything above and beyond on your behalf because you’ll suffocate to death.

I caught the early edition of Flavor of Love yesterday at noon. Krazy has got to be the most oblivious and fake person in the history of the show. I’ll admit she’s very nice to look at but besides being fake I just feel there’s something off about her. I can’t quite put my finger on it but I’m definitely getting some kind of crazy vibe from her. Buckeey got a little too aggressive and pushed herself out of the house this week after Flav found out she womanhandled Krazy. She should’ve known better when the ghetto chick from Compton got the boot for putting her hands on the little white girl. Flav still managed to get a kiss and feel on Buckeey’s booty as she left. Say what you will but I respect his gangsta, nerve, or whatever you want to call it.

Bootz miraculously didn’t get the boot after she proclaimed no one was going to be knocking the boots until the wedding night. [Cue the needle scratching the record sound effect.] The face Flav made after hearing her say that was priceless. The only thing uglier than that face was the one I was making. That would’ve killed the date for me and it pretty much did for Flavor Flav too. Unlike him it also would’ve ended her stay in the house if it was my show. Call me a chauvinist, a manhoe, a jerk, or a typical male (ouch that one kind of hurt) but I’m not buying a car or making a lifelong commitment to one pussy until I’ve had a chance to take it on a test drive. If that’s your conviction then more power to you, I can respect that but I just can’t do it and I sure as hell won’t do it.

My baby New York just stayed in the background for the most part and played puppet master. She did try to get up in Deelishus’ face and play with her head before Dee’s date with Flav. New York was talking all of that shit but Deelishus definitely made her back up a few times until Big Rick intervened. I wanted to see them ripping off clothes and rolling over and grinding each other slowly. Oh, like I’m the only one! I don’t give a fuck what everybody keeps saying about Deelishus. Did you see the hips, ass, and thighs on her?! She can definitely get the dick.

I’ve already heard a rumor about who won season two. I think it’s believable two. Since New York is getting her own Flavor of Love spin off, I think it’s safe to assume that she isn’t going to win. Bootz is talking some crazy shit claiming she’s going to be celibate until she’s married. That’s not going to work. As soon as my brain processed the whole you’re not going to get any pussy notification her clock would be gone and she’d be gone with it. Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave. Buh-bye. It’s the Flavor of Love not the Flavor of Friendship and if we’re not fucking you’re wasting my time. If Krazy is still around after next week my money is on her taking it all and dumping Flav before the reunion show.